Free Obama Phones: Fact vs. Fiction

Red Square @ The People’s Cube:

As seen in The Washington Times:

WASHINGTON, September 28, 2012 – Do you pay taxes and ever wonder what exactly Obama is doing with your money?

This viral video shows the end result of one miraculous government program that gives away free cell phones; it keeps the Democrat voters both fired up and totally oblivious to the world around them.

But what makes this program even more miraculous is that while the monthly charges go directly to the taxpayer, an illusion is created that the phones are given to the entitled voters personally by the Oprah-like President Obama: “You get a phone! And you get a phone!”

But wait, there’s more! Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone:

• It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
• Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
• It doesn’t have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy’s plan is.
• When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
• All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
• It has a really useless app called “Biden.”
• Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
• Type in “job search” and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
• The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
• The default ringtone for international calls is “I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology.”
• The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
• When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
• Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
• There are never any winners on Angry Birds.

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