It has happened! After centuries of government regulators turning a blind eye to the human rights atrocities that have been far too long ignored on our nation’s mini-golf courses, the federal government will now begin its enforcement of the 2010 ADA standards to regulate these non-compliant enterprises.
No longer will have to endure the atrocity and humiliation of playing mini-golf where the fake grass is too high, the slope is too steep, and the playing area too small. Please join me in congratulating and thanking our glorious central planner for finally stepping up to the plate and doing something to halt this inhumane practice.
So why can’t they regulate Mini-Me Himself?
What can one say? Truth indeed is getting stranger than fiction.