by The Babylon Bee
U.S. — Law enforcement officials with the Federal Bureau of Investigation were overjoyed this morning to discover the nation’s most dangerous domestic extremists had helpfully labeled themselves with a strange black “X” on their foreheads.
“Wow. This makes our job so much easier,” said FBI Domestic Extremism Investigator Chet O’Grady. “This morning our field offices across the country reported they had observed hundreds of people arriving at various suspected extremist locations, where some strange guy wearing robes marked them with ashes on their foreheads. Now we have thousands more suspects to monitor this year. Jackpot!”
The bizarrely marked potential insurgents will be monitored for terrorist activity, such as attending school board meetings and praying outside abortion clinics. “These sickos are capable of anything,” said O’Grady. “America can rest assured that we will be watching them very closely.”
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At publishing time, the FBI had nabbed several suspected terrorists at a local church basement fish fry.
Certainly a far greater security threat than trannies with guns and broken brains.
It’s becoming difficult for the Babylon Bee to stay ahead of real news with their satire.
But this one might take a while.
LOL.
On 2nd thought, Hitler made Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals had to wear pink triangles, gypsies had to wear black triangles, Jehovah’s Witnesses wore purple triangles.
So, maybe the Babylon Bee is just ahead of our time by a bit.
Already on a watchlist for buying a childrens bible stories book for the future terrorists. If only they had used cash.