by Jeff Childers
Last night, the DNC continued its second joyful night of weirdness, safely ensconced in Chicago’s United Center and several levels of physical security, shielded from furious Democrat voters by a medium-sized army of cops and miles of border walls erected in concentric circles. After years of defunding, they finally found something worth funding police for—protecting themselves.
One bright spot flashed when keen-eyed DNC watchers spotted Conservative Daily Wire commenter and filmmaker Matt Walsh in the background, during a live CNN interview with Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. Shumer, an antique Senator and a walking advertisement for budget plastic surgery and discount Botox, sang President Trump a little song. You missed nothing.
Matt Walsh, bless him, was seen wearing a “White Dudes for Harris” shirt and a red Kamala cap. I’m guessing he was there in costume marketing his upcoming movie, Am I Racist?, which starts in theaters September 13th. Get your tickets early and often.
The Walsh spotting was the evening’s best moment. Yesterday’s schedule of official speakers was so top secret that they didn’t even publish it until after 5 p.m, but in fairness, what difference did it make? Nobody cared anyway. Once again, the folks who won the evening’s speaker Hunger Games avoided discussing any actual ideas for political improvement. With the possible exception of a rambling wonky Bernie Sanders snooze-fest, nothing was said about the economy, border, Middle East, Eastern Europe, inflation, and so forth.
Don’t mention the war!
The Democrats’ pitch can be distilled into two elements: First, and most important, they’re not Trump, and Trump is worse than a planet-killing asteroid. Porcine Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker bragged in his speech, “Take it from an actual billionaire! Trump is rich in only one thing: Stupidity!”
A classic self-own. I’m sorry, Illinois. I feel your pain.
Second, Democrats roundly promised to ensure abortions can be performed at pharmacy drive-thrus and late-night Taco Bell chalupa trucks. That’s basically the whole agenda.
Oh, and both Obamas gave saucy speeches signifying nothing. It was kind of like the Sixth Sense of political conventions. So nothing is exactly what you missed, again.
This is what I’m seeing, too.
No policy positions are explained or justified.
No explanation of how it will all be paid for, either.
Must see TV is going to be kamala on the air live.
Will she read every word or go off script and do a word salad?
Yes liberal Democrats are total idiots and mindless Morons
It was pointed out that after Komrad Bernie’s speech where he denounced the wealthy (anyone with MORE than three vacation homes) and billionaires, Pritzker too the stage. Yeah, the hypocrisy is totally lost on the Democrats.
The people at Fox complained that it took 2 hours to get through security. Then they have the three rings of fencing and the rapid deployment force outside. You know… because the Democrats are so popular with “the people”.