Red Square @ The People’s Cube:
You may wonder why Dear Leader hasn’t yet upgraded to Vista or Windows 8, but the fact is, all White House computers are running the outmoded 2008 Hope’N’Change Operating System, which is incompatible with any pre-existing software.
However, a team of unionized government programmers are selflessly toiling to improve its performance. The custom-made programs include AlibiMaker, FatwaGenerator, RigTheVote2012, and others.
An interactive animated character named Screwy sees everything you do and offers unsolicited advice based on Keynesian algorithms.
