Are we still allowed to enjoy the occasional Chris Christie porn or has his shilling for Romney made that hopelessly taboo? Before you answer, watch the second clip below too; I tossed it in there especially for the social cons among us. The closer he gets to a VP nomination, my friends, the redder he’ll get. Coming soon, presumably: Second look at climate-change skepticism?
Actually, I’m giving you a third clip on top of those to show how his team is satisfying its urge to produce presidential campaign ads for him. The bad news: He’s still not running. The good news: Someone else is!