He’s worse than a cow
President Biden let out a long, loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall at the COP26 summit.
Camilla Parker Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “long fart,” it has been reported.
The pair were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week when the president broke wind, according to an informed source who spoke to the Mail on Sunday.
“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the outlet.
“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”
Biden met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
More at the NY Post
Well, now we know where the methane and hot are is coming from that is causing “climate change”!
Let’s be fair and give idiot Biden the credit he deserves. At least he didn’t scoop a big handful of fart into Camilla’s face and say, “Guess what I ate!” It’s great to have class and dignity back in the White House.
No wonder our foreign policy stinks.
Dog whistle to the, as Princess Diana called her, the Rottweiler?
he wears Depends heavy duty. Yes, he did crap his diaper when he was with the pedolphile pope. Maybe the congress should pass a gas tax on FJB’s farts. America could pay off the national debt in one week. Suprised he did not burp and fart at the same time.
The woke press has always been a big fan of inappropriate behaviour: raping woman and men, outstanding liars, promotion communism, and neo-nazism. But now the press and media has taken one more step to support the faux pres., defecating while on the air.
ATLANTA, GA—CNN, America’s bastion of independent journalism, featured every single anchor pooping their pants on air today in a touching show of support for President Biden.
“Our dear hero, the inimitable and faultless President Biden, puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. Then, he poops in them,” said Brian Stelter as he assumed the position. “So what, ok? We’ve all done it. There’s such a stigma around world leaders randomly taking a dump in their pants—and today, we here at CNN are going to do something about it. No matter when you tune in today, you will see one of our brave anchors dropping a deuce in their drawers.”
The ensuing hours at CNN were noxious but upbeat, as each anchor did their patriotic duty and ratings quickly doubled. The janitorial staff quit en masse, every dry cleaner in Atlanta closed shop, but still, the noble anchors pressed onward. Jim Acosta delivered the most handsome, brave defecation humanity has ever seen, and demanded he be surrounded with mirrors to witness his own perfection. Chris Cuomo, unable to be physically present, still cut a rope in his joggers as he chased after a woman in Central Park.
Don Lemon gave an impassioned speech in preparation for his parking the bark. “What I love about Biden is that it doesn’t matter where he is—restaurants, the Situation Room, or even talking to the Pope—he just goes for it. That’s the kind of fearless leadership America needs. Glad I didn’t wear my red turtleneck though.”
Sources say Wolf Blitzer also pooped his pants, but that was before CNN launched their campaign.
The Bee
ashley biden says in her diary that she showered with joe frequently.
And she stated she was molested while in the shower. Did fingers joe(Tara Reade) get a little frisky with his daughter in the shower?
BREAKING: Biden Temporarily Transfers Power To Kamala Harris
100 Percent Fed Up – Today, for a brief period of time, Joe Biden will transfer power to Kamala Harris.
CNN’s Kaitlin Collins explains:
President Biden will transfer power to Vice President Kamala Harris for the brief period of time when he is under anesthesia today while getting a colonoscopy, the White House says. “The Vice President will work from her office in the West Wing during this time.”
There is speculation that he may be undergoing a procedure to repair his bowels.
At any rate he is out and the prostitute vp has the nuclear codes.