Biden’s Foreign Policy Fiasco: Modi Embraces the Russian Bear

by Jeff Childers

The rest of the world shocked geopolitical experts by responding to cratering U.S. leadership in entirely predictable ways. Bloomberg ran an irksome story Thursday headlined, “Modi’s Embrace of Putin Irks Biden Team Pushing Support for Kyiv.”

What irked, peeved, riled, and disgruntled Biden’s war planners was a photo destined to become one of those iconic pre-war images, like that happy sailor kissing a buxom nurse in Times Square after World War II. In this week’s photo, recently re-elected Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi looked happy and relieved while getting, not a kiss, but a full bear hug from the Russian Bear. In Moscow. Whew, Modi seemed to be thinking, I almost took a trip on the Hinden-Biden!

It looks like he doesn’t want to let go.

Now, as you know, I hate to criticize. But is “irked” a sufficiently strong sensation for Biden’s State Department to feel as one of the largest U.S. allies turns its back on us and embraces the RussoChinese axis? Are those State Department morons paying attention to current events?

This irksome new development was not part of the original Biden Plan, or so they tell us:

 
India has 1.3 billion citizens. “Billion.” With a “B.” Other words that start with a “B” are “Biden,” “Beet,” “Broccoli,” and “Bok Choy.” Somehow President Bok Choy has, in three short years, driven the Indians literally into the arms of Russia. Plus India signed up for BRICS. (India is the “I” in BRICS. Other words beginning with “I” include “insanity,” “ineptitude,” and “incompetence”).

It’s worth mentioning that India and China have been historic enemies, what with China’s robot dogs frequently leaving lawn presents all along India’s northern border when the Indians aren’t looking. Which irked them.

China, historically unfriendly to Russia in the pre-Broccoli period, but now Russia’s closest ally, has 1.5 billion citizens. It sure looks like Biden’s neocon war experts have, through shrewd tactics and cunning strategeries, mostly by putting a guy in charge who calls the other NATO leaders “President Putin” by mistake, managed to create a Russia-India-China coalition accounting for nearly half the world’s population.

That’s a big army. But don’t worry. NATO’s arsenal of high-tech wonder weapons include more than just TikTok influencers. NATO generals, and I am not making this up, have announced record-shattering plans to someday build fabulously expensive hellscape swarms of AI drones that are infinitely more complicated and do less damage than cheap, dumb artillery shells, in which the Russians are swimming.

But listen. This is the main point. The AI drones will be built by transexual midgets with no fewer than three mixed minority parents. Check, check, check, check.

One might also observe, if one were being hyper critical of Biden’s pugilistic ‘foreign policy,’ that India and China are two of the world’s largest nuclear powers. And Russia has, hands down, the world’s largest and most creative nuclear arsenal. They have a missile that creates tsunamis. Meanwhile, the U.S. Army can’t build a single working pier even with a $400 million budget.

Just saying.

Half the world’s population sounds like a lot. But on the other hand, for comparison, the total population of all NATO countries is currently only 900 million souls. But don’t worry! It might seem lopsided now, but Biden is not taking this with his arms hanging limply like two deli sausages. He is busily expanding our alliances. For example, Biden’s neocons are diligently seducing Equatorial Guinea (pop. 1.6 million). From the Intercept, in March:

 
Joe’s sharp as a tack! Go get ‘em, Joe! Save democracy using dictators!

But … are we the baddies?

(In case you missed this classic gem, here’s the full sketch (2:49).)

I’m just asking! Don’t cancel me.

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