by Jeff Childers
Biden is sick again. Yesterday afternoon, the New York Times ran an unintentionally hilarious and potentially historic story headlined, “Biden Tests Positive for Covid.” The sub-headline explained, “President Biden will ‘self-isolate and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time,’ a White House spokeswoman said.” Continue to carry out his duties? When did he start?
"Biden will not be able to join us. He just tested positive for COVID"
It begins. pic.twitter.com/tS4GUiCBsh
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 17, 2024
After keeping a Unidos-US audience waiting for over an hour in Las Vegas yesterday, Biden called in his “I got Covid” excuse and got out of Dodge faster than a coffeeshop barista calling in sick before a holiday weekend. Maskless, surrounded by an all male Secret Security detail, ahem, Biden carefully mounted Air Force One’s short staircase, taking only thirteen minutes to get tot the top, and only once stopping briefly to rest on the third step, and then he fluttered away safely out of sight for the foreseeable future.
Biden has been jabbed at least four times. This is his third covid diagnosis. The shots are working great. Biden also famously told Americans if we got the shot, we wouldn’t catch covid, and warned jabbed Americans to avoid their dangerous, unvaccinated co-workers.
But now Biden is using the same, pathetic excuse he deployed for his horrifying debate performance: I had a cold.
Though corporate media reporters did their level best to defend Biden’s disappearing act, nobody misses the obvious comparison between the two candidates. On Saturday, President Trump got shot, stood up and reassured the crowd, enjoyed a terrific photo op, and the very next day got up and flew to Milwaukee to supervise the triumphant Republican National Convention.
On the other hand, yesterday Biden caught a mild cold that will “likely sideline him for days,” according to the Times. A mild cold. It’s not like Biden can afford to hide out in his basement this time.
Also, Biden could have, but didn’t appear at the Las Vegas event by Zoom or even phone it in.
Biden’s covid diagnosis landed like a ton of Antifa bricks. It was a political catastrophe. The betting markets immediately responded by pegging Biden’s electoral chances below jailed ‘Tiger King’ third-party candidate Joe Exotic. Headline from Coindesk:

Coindesk’s article reported that Biden’s dropout chances had peaked at 70% the day after the Debate Debacle, but now they have risen back nearly to that pinnacle of disgrace. Things quickly went from bad to worse for President Generic Vegetable. With Joe out of action and unable to respond, late last night CNN ran this punchy headline:


Last night, ABC’s Washington Correspondent Jonathan Karl reported on Twitter that Senate Majority Leader Chuck “Chuckie” Schumer is also now Anti-Cabbage:

Right after that, far-left New York Times Columnist Ezra Klein tweeted that the Schumer news was a deliberate leak intended to undermine covid-stricken President Rutabaga:

Finally, at 1am this morning, CNN published this alliterative whopper, capping off the day’s extraordinary events:

The Most Trusted Name in News did not miss the historic nature of this year’s political events. You must read this astonishing paragraph from CNN’s article to believe it:

All the while yesterday, the Republican National Convention thundered on.
Absolutely nothing that comes out of this regime can be believed. It all has to be proven, one way or another.
So, either Robin Ware/Robert L. Peters/JRB Ware/Pedo Peter/idiot Biden never really got a COVID vaccination (you know, that “death” thing), or he lies about getting COVID, or the vaccine is useless. I wonder if the USSS has been watching Breaking Bad and that little ricin trick?
Robin Ware/Robert L. Peters/JRB Ware/Pedo Peter/idiot Biden bows up and gets angry and defensive whenever dropping out is mentioned. He denies his failures, he denies his unpopularity, he denies the polls and he lies about everything. He even lies about why he ran for President, or else he stupidly based his run on a lie. Either way, the horrifying thought arises: does this atrophied-brained old fool actually BELIEVE his lies? Are that really, in his mind, what he believes is reality? I am beginning to believe he does actually believe his own lies. So, what if he suddenly imagines we have been attacked? Are there Generals, like the traitors that turned on Trump, willing to disobey an order to launch a retaliatory attack?
Again, with election fraud, you get what you pay for.
Looks more like Jill and Hunter are going to have to be dragged, kicking and screaming from their WH digs.
Perhaps the pot has been sweetened enough for them to at least act dignified as they leave.