By Bonchie
I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.
Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right?
Maybe it's just because I'm a mother, but any time someone starts giving me really unconvincing, weird, and unnecessary details about how something broke, I get suspicious. https://t.co/jr7tjq3D3F
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) December 4, 2020
This is like your kid claiming that aliens caused him to miss his curfew. I mean, come on, does anyone believe this story? Besides, what kind of 78 year old degenerate gets out of the shower, chases his dog around naked in order to painfully pull its tail, and then breaks his foot by tripping over a rug?
Imagine the horrors the Biden dog had already seen, God knows what happens when Hunter shows up on Thanksgiving
Then he's sitting there and hears Joe tell the secret service "alright I need you guys to clear out of here, I'm getting undressed and playing with my dog." pic.twitter.com/Iy2VisjfR0
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 4, 2020
Let’s be real. Joe Biden is a decrepit, elderly man who probably broke his foot doing some menial task because his body is falling apart. At least that’s the theory Ace of Spades is going with, and I think he’s probably dead on.
Yeah, this decrepit old man was chasing a dog around.
“That’s what happened.”
No, here’s what happened: This ancient credibly-accused rapist broke his foot just getting out of bed, but they’re making up a story about dogs and tails and monkeyshines to play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is.
Bingo.
Republicans tried to warn that this guy was a shell of his former self, but the media insisted on treating him as a well aged Adonis. He could ride a bike! He even walked down stairs by himself! Meanwhile, his eye exploded on national TV and his mental lapses became a daily joke.
People somewhat younger than Joe are told to do as close to 100% elevated leg for 10 days when a break like this one occurs.
It’s to keep the possibility of blood clots down.
Joe is just walking around.
They got the election over with, now it’s time to kill him off.
Apparently.
You walk around, Joe.
Get your exercise.
These ignoramuses dont need a dog, you NEVER pull a dogs tail.
You correct 3 year olds for grabbing a dogs tail.
He probably broke his foot trying to get it out of his mouth without dragging his dentures out.
He’s what’s called a “fall risk”.
While we all know he didn’t get 80 million votes, we do know he’s America’s non-President Resident!
When i fist saw that it thought it said, “trying to pull my -” Use your imagination
@Nathan Blue:
He’s what is called, “A danger to himself and others” only the “others” will be the entire free world.
Old ( now retired) ER nurse here. I recall male patients who suffered a fracture of their mid foot while screwing the pooch. The dog ,in an attempt to get away , stepped on the perp’s foot and pushed off while trying to flee the molestation . The phrase “Pull the tail” may be Biden code for screwing the pooch.
@Deplorable Me: Honestly, I have no desire to denigrate anyone for their age. As Trump said often, it’s a matter of how sharp someone is at whatever age they are.
Biden was clearing a non-candidate from the start. He had no support, couldn’t draw any followers, attacked people with simple questions (Trump has NEVER done that), and now is being propped up as the Leader of the Free World in an election he didn’t win.
Broken foot already?
Age is relentless. As someone with experience in long term care, Biden is simply do what older people do: sun-downing, falling, and losing a bit of cognitive ability.
Either way, he’s not the President, and never will be.
@Nathan Blue: No, it’s not Biden’s fault he’s old, decrepit and incompetent. However, it is his fault to try to steal the Presidency when he and everyone else knows he is incapable of performing the task. Hell, I’M old (not that old) but I am not out lying and employing massive fraud to foist whatever inabilities I possess upon a nation in need of a leader (particularly when it already has a damn good one).
@Abbi:
he is a career dedophile and lier. creepy joe needs about 200 mg of viagra to MAYBE sustain an erection. i have a feeling his handler was trying to engage in a learning exercise. joey is and has always been a piece of shit
I was really hoping greg or Ron/AJ were going to try to explain this one away, like they do with everything else.
80 million people did not vote for this idiot.
@Nathan Blue: They can’t get past the idea of Biden being naked without going into a Toobin episode.