“Allah Akbar!” means “I’ve got to take a leak!”

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The Yemeni man who was wrestled to the floor after pounding on the cockpit door of a plane approaching San Francisco may have mistaken it for the bathroom.

Rageit Almurisi cannot speak English very well and could have misunderstood the signs inside the jet, his cousin claimed.

The maths teacher, who was heard yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’ as he allegedly battered the door, had also only been on three planes in his life and would have been unfamiliar with the layout.

Guys never ask for directions.

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Sometimes while driving, I need to find a rest stop as soon as possible. The temptation to speed just a little is there as you contemplate tying a knot in it if possible. But then I wonder what will happen if I am pulled over by the hiway patrol, will they let me go beside the car while he does my paper work or make me sit in a paroxysm of agony, while awaiting relief or disaster. Perhaps, if I shout Allah Akbar, he will give me a pass and realize i have serious business to attend to or maybe he will give me the benefit of lights and siren to hurry me on my way to the pisser.

Since he’s being held without bail I have to assume Arabic speaking DHS/FBI questioners did not get that, ”I had to go to the bathroom,” story out of him.
I’m betting it wasn’t the ”I’m sick,”story either.
After all, those two men dressed in Muslim garb were released and might even get settlements simply for having to catch another ride.
Same week.
So, it isn’t like our DHS/FBI don’t listen to their various stories.
No ”hasty generalizations,” here.

I just ate a bacon, egg, peppers, swiss cheese burrito wrap for breakfast and I’m going to drop an Allah Akbar in the toilet soon