CNN has been there from the beginning, always running toward the important stories and absolutely never covering them up. We went through CNN’s archives and dug up these 14 headlines they published while covering some of the most significant events of human history. They are truly a bastion of truth and honesty in journalism.
2348 BC:Â Watery But Mostly Peaceful Flood Destroys Earth
1025 BC:Â David Circumcises 200 Philistines In Mostly Painless Medical Procedure
33 AD:Â Mostly Peaceful Crowd Demands Jesus Be Crucified
79 AD:Â Fiery But Mostly Dormant Mount Vesuvius Erupts
1235 AD:Â Genghis Khan Attacks China In Mostly Pacifist Invasion
1347 AD:Â Black Death Peacefully Kills Millions, Trump To Blame
1453 AD:Â Constantinople Liberated By Religion Of Mostly Peace
1937 AD:Â Hindenburg Has Mostly Pleasant Flight
1945 AD:Â America Drops Two Mostly Peaceful Nuclear Bombs On Japan
1959 AD:Â Chinese Citizens Mostly Don’t Starve To Death In Great Famine
About the same adherence to truth CNN usually employs.
The Onion, the Babylon Bee, the People’s Cube and the other great satire sites have a really difficult task in trying to stay one step ahead of the median narrative’s absurd twists and turns.
Yes Noah’s Ark is for Real and Cain realy did kill his brother Able Histories very first Murder not one ape beat another apes brains on with Bone Club like in 2001 A Space Oddesy and there was No Monolith either
@Nan G: It is also difficult to write a satirical story that does not sound like something the left is actually promoting.
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