A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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I have never seen a UFO, I thought I did sitting around the fire at night and saw stars moving, I pointed it out to all and was very excited to see my first ufo but turns out it was starlink, not nearly as fun at all. No Abductions no probing just another log on the fire.