A very conservative friend of mine recently attended a wedding in Wisconsin. Unfortunately, many of the attendees were hard core liberals and they zeroed in on my friend like flies on a rib-roast. When I inquired about the ceremony, he said that the wedding was fine (typical dude response) but talking to liberals at the reception was exhausting. He compared the experience to fighting off zombies in the movie The Night of the Living Dead.
“Whew, there were a lot of them and they were all angry. They surrounded me and voiced their visceral hatred for all things Donald Trump,” he complained. His efforts to remind them that Trump has been gone for almost two years fell on deaf ears. Growling and howling liberals adamantly refused to speak Biden’s name and instead asked if my friend would actually vote for Trump in 2024. “In a heartbeat,” my friend responded and all of the liberal heads exploded. BOOM!
My friend tried to reason with them but their responses were always identical. What about the horrendous border crisis? (We hate Trump). What about the botched Afghanistan withdrawal and the needless deaths of 13 beautiful servicemen and women who were needlessly sacrificed by Biden? (We hate Trump). What about the 7 buck price of gas? (We hate Trump). What about the rising inflation? (We hate Trump). What about the surging crime wave in Democratic run cities? (We hate Trump). What about Biden shutting down the XL Pipeline? (We hate Trump). What about the authoritarian COVID-19 mandates? (We hate Trump). What about sending billions and billions of untraceable taxpayer dollars to Ukraine while starving American citizens live on the street in cardboard boxes? (We hate Trump). What about Biden destroying our Strategic Petroleum Reserve? (Yawn. We really hate Trump).
Actually, there is a reasonable explanation for the way that zombie liberals are hard wired and it’s called TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (TDS). I didn’t know that was a thing until I looked it up. According to Wikipedia:
Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to former United States President Donald Trump that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Trump’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his administration.
The irrational behavior of those contaminated with TDS makes a lot of sense. Liberals in 2020 didn’t vote for Biden, they voted against Donald Trump. Liberals suffering from TDS would have voted for Hannibal Lector if Trump was forced to leave DC. Two years after Trump did vacate the White House and moved to Florida, they still passionately hate the man.
TDS is a very serious affliction and the CDC (at warp speed) should develop a vaccine asap. Trump may run for president in 2024 and millions of Americans love the man, love this country and would vote for Donald seven days a week and twice on Sundays. (Especially if they lived in Chicago)
William Shakespeare must have been thinking about Donald Trump when he may have said (but probably didn’t), “Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart…if you hate me, I’ll always be on your mind.”
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