Joe Robinette Biden is now considered by many Americans to be one of the worst presidents in modern U.S. history. Biden is so toxic that voter’s remorse now covers the land like a wet blanket of dense fog. We wake up every morning, drop down to our knees and pray for a miracle to wake us from this nightmare, to end our misery and to restore justice in our land. That’s a fact Jack! Biden remains clueless that his horrible Executive Orders and absence of intelligent leadership are destroying not only our country but also his own legacy. Every morning Joe consults a magic mirror to confirm his delusion of being beloved by everyone.
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO’S THE BEST DAMN PRESIDENT OF ALL?
MIRROR ANSWERS: WHY JOE BIDEN, YOU ARE THE WISEST KING IN ALL OF THE LAND. YOU ARE ADORED BY MANY, ESPECIALLY THE MEDIA, LIBERALS, XI JINPING OF CHINA AND ICE CREAM VENDORS.
Unfortunately for Joe and the lunatic wing of the Democratic Party, Americans ain’t buying what the magic mirror is selling. Patriots are horrified that Americans in Afghanistan were abandoned and that many J6 Americans still “remain rotting in pretrial detention,” in Washington DC prisons. Americans are also depressed that we may be subject to more lockdowns to keep us ‘safe.’ How exactly is slow Joe keeping us safe by allowing 2.0 million unvetted, illegal aliens, many of whom are infected with diseases, pour across our wide open southern border? Many of those poor, uneducated immigrants were transported secretly to cities across the land in the dark of night. Americans are also concerned about our military getting ‘woke’ while China rattles their sabers and brazenly threatens us with annihilation and prepares for an actual war.
Biden is doing his best to make Americans miserable and everything that he touches turns to toxic waste. Wreck It Biden has the reverse Midas Touch. Everything that we love about our country has been either destroyed or weakened in 11 months.
Military? Woke and broke.
Trust? Ask Americans abandoned in Afghanistan.
Taxes? Breaks for the rich and bend over for the middle class.
High gasoiline prices? Quit your bitching and buy a $60,000 electric car and a long extension cord.
Energy independence? Let’s shut down another critical pipeline with winter coming.
How other countries in the world view the USA? Cue the laugh soundtrack.
Joe Biden loyally served Barack Obama and yet Obama supported Hillary Clinton for president. Hello McFly! That should have raised some red flags because Obama was surreptitiously informing voters that Joe’s shelf life had expired. Even Joe’s trusted ally Ron Klain defected to Team Clinton. That had to leave a mark. One Democrat who spoke to Obama recalled the former president warning, “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f__k things up.” Obama also told one 2020 candidate; “And you know who really doesn’t have it? Joe Biden.” With friends like that who needs enemies? Ironically, Ron Klain, who defected to Hillary Clinton, is now back working for Biden in the White House which is very Interesting (cue the ominous music). I fear that something wicked, this way comes.
Joe Biden initially proved them all wrong and was elected president in 2020. Riddle me this Batman: Why would a man who overcame insurmontable odds and became president of the United States, prove Obama right and intentionally f__k up the country? That doesn’t make any sense.
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO’S THE WORST PRESIDENT OF ALL?
Definately you Joe…but it doesn’t have to be this way. You have 3 years remaining to awake from your slumber and climb out of the basement. I am a magic mirror and while hanging on the wall composed this helpful list:
1) Close the damn southern border.
2) Open the pipelines and tell OPEC to go to hell.
3) Restore justice in the land.
4) Get tough with China.
5) Restore our valuable military and give them immediate pay raises.
6) Release the J6 prisoners.
7) Retrieve all Americans stranded in Afghanistan.
8) Stop sending our money to countries who hate us. As Joe Kennedy succinctly stated, “They should be able to hate us for free.”
9) Start spending copious amounts of money helping the homeless and wounded veterans who faithfully served this country.
10) Remind all Americans to fervently pray to God and ask for His continued blessing on our country.
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above