Biden is at it again. Joe was handed the key fob to a new Ford F-150 electric truck which will be less popular than the 1958 Ford Edsel. Anything that Joe drives is the kiss of death and a horrible advertising gimmick. I guarantee that 74 million Trump supporters would rather chew crushed glass than buy any product that a geriatric Democrat thinks “is really neato.” The new Ford truck rings in at $70, 000 (without the bells and whistles) and will be called Lightning which perfectly describes how quickly money will leave your bank account. Anyone who buys the new electric truck will receive $50,000 from the government in Biden Bucks and a very long extension cord (rim shot). Just kidding-the extension cord is not included. Good news: A republican will be back in the Oval Office in 2025 (God willing and the creek don’t rise) and this electric crap-o-bile is going into the junkyard right next to the rusty Chevy Volt and all the nasty bird killing wind turbines. Ringing any bells?
Joe appeared on video driving a mysterious truck around a Target parking lot. Apparently Ford lacked confidence in Joe’s driving ability after watching him fall up the steps boarding Air Force One. Ford decided not to risk the optics of their new prototype truck running into a light pole, bursting into flames and then exploding. A kid in a shopping cart, observing the carnage, might scream, “Mommy, look! Why is that man on fire?” Mom would glance at smoking Joe, keep putting groceries in her car and tell her kid, “Son, that doddering, old dude is the president. Yeah, we didn’t vote for him.”
To avoid that dreadful scenario, Ford supplied Joe with a stunt driver and installed a second steering wheel. They also taped the entire exterior of the truck to obscure the fact that Joe was actually driving an old F-150 from 1975 reclaimed from a junkyard in Alabama. Ford covered up the Confederate Flag affixed to the back window of the truck with duct tape and scraped off the Gerald Ford, “HE’S MAKING US PROUD AGAIN,” bumper sticker. Joe thought that he was at the helm of a 2022 truck. He honked the horn like a two-year-old, hand cranked the window down (that should have been a clue Joe) and put an 8-track tape in the player (Come on Joe-buy a clue). Joe yelled out the window, winked and told a reporter from Fox News to “stand in front of the truck just for snickles and grins.” The stunt driver dropped the pedal to the metal and 7.5 liter, 460 cc V8 engine roared to life. The tires burned rubber as the screaming truck accelerated, leaving a trail of oily, black, acidic smoke hanging in the air. Joe exclaimed, “This sucker’s quick, but I really thought that an electric truck would be a lot quieter.”
Not really driving that old pick-up truck is a metaphor for Joe’s entire presidency. He’s not in charge but thinks that he is. He signed 60+ Executive Orders but never read them. He destroyed the Keystone XL Pipeline, opened the southern border, acquiesced to China, and treated Israel, our strongest ally, with appalling contempt and disdain. Joe thinks that he is doing great because everyone in his orbit says so. In reality, Joe is destroying the Democratic Party and our beloved country.
Say it ain’t so Joe. Tell us the truth. Do you still love America?
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