Well that certainly wasn’t in the brochure! I recently saw pictures of kids from South America detained in cages complements of the U.S. Government. The sad faces of little 5 and 6-year-olds stuffed in cells, wrapped up in aluminum foil like baked potatoes and forced to sleep on the floor haunted me. One CNN report claims that the kids are, “terrified, crying and worried because they cannot speak with family members.” Welcome to the new America where we lure you to our shores, promise you a trip to Disneyland and then stick you in overcrowded facilities like animals. That’s called bait and switch kids.
Look kids, I know that Biden invited you to come to America. How could you forget that he promised to allow 125,000 refugees in the country as soon as he got elected president. Everyone south of the border packed their bags and headed north merrily singing “We’re Coming to America.” Uncle Joe sounded so sincere. He was like a big grandpa who seemed to really like hugging kids and some of you even got free tee shirts to commemorate the journey. I totally get it. You used to dream about coming to America and then suddenly the golden invitation ticket arrived at your door step. All you had to do was cross the border and all of your dreams would come true. Why not? The brochure claims that everything in America is free and all the roads are paved with gold. Actually, the brochure needs to be updated because gold bricks are only used to pave the driveways for rich politicians living in their numerous mansions located in gated communities. That’s a Federal law I think.
Kids, I know that you left poverty behind and traveled many dangerous miles to cross our border. I realize that you expected to receive a warm bed, a decent meal and to be treated like a human being. You hoped that the gringos on the welcome committee would at least throw in a Happy Meal and maybe an ice cream cone for desert. Sorry, I was thinking about the brave National Guardsmen and women who are forced to sleep on cold, damp, greasy parking garage floors in our nations’ capital and fed raw chicken with metal shavings. They aren’t happy either kids and wonder why they are wasting their valuable time and taxpayer money protecting a smack of jellyfish flopping around in the capital. I really don’t know the answer to that question or why you are detained in cages. Winston Churchill in 1939 said, “It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.” Biden does want to solve your problems, but he is pretty busy visiting W.S. Jenks & Son Hardware store and running home to Delaware to make sure that he closed the garage door. He’s exhausted. He has been working so hard that he fell up the stairs trying to board his plane.
Kids, America may have a solution for your problem. Hopefully all the generous liberals in the country will step up and help alleviate your pain. Nancy Pelosi is a very pleasant, nurturing lady who has plenty of ice cream to share. She owns a mansion in San Francisco, a vineyard in NAPA Valley, and a condo in Washington DC. Maybe we could bus you to those locations. She has plenty of room, and you will be protected by armed guards 24/7. Biden could also volunteer to help. He has two homes in Delaware both of which are currently vacant. They have plenty of available bedrooms and one home has a spectacular view of the ocean. You’re gonna love the German Shepard’s. Just don’t put your fingers near their mouths. I’m sure that Bernie Sanders also really wants to help. He’s a great guy who really insists that everything should be free. He owns two homes in Vermont and one property in Washington DC. Hey kids, wait until you see the fall colors in Vermont. Finally, our list would not be complete without the expected generosity of John Kerry. He and his wife own 5 luxury homes a 76-foot yacht and a private jet. John has so much to give, and I am positive that he will be willing to share with those less fortunate. Wow, the places you can go on that yacht!
Good luck kids. I’ve got to go. I think that Nancy Pelosi is calling to compliment me on solving your problem.
About Larry
So to Liberal Nit-Wits its okay for Biden and Obama to keep kids in cages but its immoral to build a Border Fence/wall we can see right through the double standards of the Democrats Hypocricy
Every one of the phony, hypocritical bleeding hearts that think our borders should be erased and everyone that wants to come up here and wallow in the free goodies should be encouraged to do so are fully expecting someone ELSE to foot the bill.
This is child abuse. Anyone who’s ever slept under one of those “Space Blankets” will know that while they will keep you warm, you will sweat like a pig. They don’t breathe.
Those cages probably stink to high heaven.
Especially considering the quality of the food the prisoners are probably getting.
Biden’s peeps tried to convince a foster parenting couple to accept, get this, “26 unaccompanied migrant children in their home!”
One little wrinkle.
Most folks don’t realize, once a child is accepted into a citizen’s foster care, it immediately becomes a US citizen!
Cute.
Not.
The very same lamebrains who would try and stop a Home Invader with s disarming smile and end up trying on the floor with a few less teeth then they had before
Their hypocrisy knows no bounds! Since it’s a Democrat in the WH and the Democrats leading elsewhere, it’s all okay and we shouldn’t worry or demand transparency. Biden has the mind of a criminal… what’s left of it!