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The great democrat Presidential primary debate: On Olden Pond

 

DNC Chair Debbie Downer-Schultz is reportedly furiously trying to shield Hillary Clinton from exposure in debates. It’s been called a “Hillary Protection Plan” :

Following the first GOP debate, Democratic National Committee Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz disingenuously quipped to a reporter, “I sort of feel for my counterpart Reince Priebus because it’s pretty clear why they did everything they could to shrink the number of debates and shrink the exposure.”

You know who else shrunk the number of debates? Democrats. Wasserman Schultz seems to be telling us why: Hillary Clinton can’t handle the exposure.

Hillary Clinton won’t hold up well in debates and she and her cronies know it. Hillary is afraid to debate men. Nevertheless I, for one, say let it fly. Let’s have a grand democrat debate. I have an idea what it will look like.

IT’S THE CLASH OF THE AGED!   SEXAGENERIANS VS THE SEPTUAGENERIANS!

The Venue

The collective age of potential candidates Clinton, Sanders, Biden and Warren is 278 years! It makes selection of the venue for a debate a simple matter.

The Villages– Florida’s premier active adult retirement community.

 

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DNC Chair Wasserman-Schultz said organizers were planning on inviting Candy Crowley to moderate and having a prominent gerontologist on call. The winner will be the candidate who is still awake at the end of the evening.

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