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Kanya: “mommy! Jesus! I’m peeing on myself!”
“Jesus! Mercy of killers!”
Carmarie: “if I die, tell my momma I love her.”
Kanya: “honey, If you die I’ma be dying too.”
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.