I’m sure no one here needs reminding; but just in case you forget or lack the motivation, Governor Jay Nixon sent a tweet out this morning with a clear message: “GET YOUR @$$-CRACK OUT TO THE VOTING BOOTHS TODAY!
The Tweet was just as quickly removed and replaced (apparently not quick enough for the internet, though):
Hmm….the crack’s gone; but I still see an ass showing…..(J/K)….I mean Democrat.
Classic message from Andy Rooney on “Getting out the vote”.
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.