Wednesday Jul 02 2014
Jimmy Kimmel LiveI’m trying to figure out what to make for the Fourth of July. Hamburgers and hot dogs get a lot of attention, but the Fourth is really the blueberry’s day to shine. When you need a blue food to round out your red, white, and blue items, there’s nowhere else to turn but the blueberry.
Every year, the blueberry has it right where it wants us. I say good for the blueberry. It deserves it.
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,142399.0.html