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Give it an effing rest, Obama!

They won’t stop. They just won’t stop.

Loathe peaceful holidays? Detest the spirit of agreeableness and good will that tends to pervade during this time of year? Well, if you’re longing for it to be ’tis the season of debates, irritations, and shouting matches, you’re in luck: The Obama administration thinks the holidays are the perfect time to gather round and discuss … Obamacare.

There is no pause to the Obama propaganda machine. There is nothing too sacred not to be violated.

Over at Weasel Zippers, ZIP has done a great job of noting how Obama and his OFA Nazis constantly dun, cajole and berate people into accepting their mindsets and carrying our their dictates. For example, it’s the GOP’s fault that Obama is so utterly incompetent with regard to Obamacare:

Drew –

Bad news:

The latest Republican assault on Obamacare has proven to be dangerously effective. Just this morning, CNN released a poll showing Republicans gaining a serious bump in approval with their sabotage playbook. If we don’t respond to Republican smears with the facts right now, the damage to Obamacare AND our chances in 2014 could be irreversible.

We simply can’t allow these attacks to go unanswered. We have got to fill this $371,000 hole in our Obamacare Rapid Response Fund by our big FEC fundraising deadline.

Thanks,

DCCC Rapid Response

And instead of making a donation to the needy this Thanksgiving, Michelle suggests you make one to Obama instead:

Drew –

Barack and I have so much to be grateful for this Thanksgiving, and that includes people like you who’ve been by our side, working for change right from the beginning.

Because of your hard work, passion, and dedication, we have accomplished so much over this past year. We’ve continued to create jobs and rebuild our economy. We’ve cut carbon pollution so we can preserve our environment. We’ve witnessed historic victories for equality across the country, all the way to the Supreme Court. And soon, millions of Americans will finally have access to quality, affordable health care — many for the first time.

Before we all celebrate with our personal traditions tomorrow, I want to start a new one — I’m hoping that you’ll take a moment to share what you’re thankful for this year:

http://my.barackobama.com/Give-Thanks

OFA will be gathering some of these notes and sharing them on BarackObama.com. I can’t wait to see what you have to say.

Thanks so much for everything you’re doing — and from our family to yours, happy Thanksgiving.

Michelle

All that is not enough. They want you to use your family holiday time to serve Obama:

Drew –

This time of year, the only thing more annoying than holiday traffic is an awkward conversation with family about politics.

Don’t get me wrong — I love the Republicans in my life. But nothing ruins a slice of pecan pie faster than talking through immigration reform with a cousin who spends too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh.

That’s why we’re launching YourRepublicanUncle.com. And if you want to make sure that the political debates around your dinner table this Thanksgiving stay tethered to reality, you should check it out.

We can’t do anything about highway congestion, but we can make sure you have the information you need to answer a bonkers question about President Obama’s record on jobs or the perfect fact to respond to a ridiculous argument about the Affordable Care Act.

And to make sure you get that information whenever you need it, we designed YourRepublicanUncle.com so that it looks great and loads quickly on your phone — no getting ambushed when you go back for seconds on stuffing.

This holiday season, don’t stress about the political debates. We’ve got your back:

www.YourRepublicanUncle.com

Happy Thanksgiving!

Matt

Matt Compton
Digital Director
Democratic National Committee

and to be sure you can carry out the orders of our beloved Komradeand properly serve the state, we are supplying you with the necessary propaganda!

Drew –

Let’s face it: we all have a crazy Tea Party relative (or two) who just loves bashing President Obama — even on Thanksgiving.

If you’re worried that your Thanksgiving table will start looking like the set of Fox & Friends, we’ve got just the thing for you: the DCCC’s 2013 Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet!

Don’t worry about printing it out — we’ll text it directly to your phone so you’ll always have the facts and stats you need to go up against all the nastiest Republican sound bites.

Enjoy — and have a great Thanksgiving!

Democrats 2014

And here are your talking points:

Complete with TV commercial:

And Michelle wants you to pledge to her that you’ll have the talk:

She even asked supporters to promise to talk about Obamacare. “Make a pledge to have a conversation with your family about health insurance this holiday season.”

You are to make a pledge to obey Barack and Michelle on Thanksgiving Day. Think about it.

These people hijack the holidays and festive occasions all the time:

This isn’t the first time Team Obama’s happily invaded realms previously viewed as non-political. During the presidential election, Obama’s campaign e-mailed supporters, asking, “Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?” If so, “let your friends know how important this election is to you – register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift.”

Progressivism is a disease that knows no limits and this is what Obama and his ilk do when left unchecked. They insinuate themselves into every aspect of everyone’s life- they tell you what to do, how to live, what to say, what to eat and they demand tribute and pledges of obedience. They’re doing it right this second. Given the opportunity, this is what would be under Obama all the time.

Remember to do the work of the state and make this a this happy day for the Chairman and his wife. Every day is a day for you to do the work of the dear Chairman and the state.

When the Chairman and the state are happy, then you are allowed to be happy. It is your duty.

Give it an effing rest, Obama.

Otherwise, to all the FA family, Happy Thanksgiving.

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