Christmas Funnies

Posted on December 24, 2011 by Wordsmith ( 11 comments already! )

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“Vice President Joe Biden just mailed his family Christmas card which is signed with his dog Champ’s paw print. The weird thing is, Biden actually does that with all his important documents.” –Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama celebrated Hanukkah at the White House last night. He lit the menorah, and then Vice President Joe Biden came in sang happy birthday, and blew out all of the candles.” –Jay Leno

“The White House already had its annual Hanukkah reception. Yeah, first Obama lit a menorah. Then Biden made a wish and blew it out.” –Jimmy Fallon

“As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They’re called relatives.” –Jay Leno

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Wordsmith

A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.

The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.

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proof

13 years ago

“535 dim bulbs” Ain’t that the truth!

ilovebeeswarzone

13 years ago

WORDSMITH
MERRY CHRISTMAS

ilovebeeswarzone

13 years ago

POOKIE
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
did you hear the voices of animals, they can speak for one minute at midnight,
they said the darndest words, like POOKIE is very smart and funny.
bye