I’m more than likely going to get left behind:
We thought there was more time to get ready for the Judgment Day that evangelical radio broadcaster Harold Camping predicts is coming on Saturday.
But now we read in The Atlantic that Camping says the Rapture will actually get started when the clock hits 6 p.m. Saturday at the international dateline way out in the Pacific. And then, according to The Atlantic, it will spread “like a rolling brown out” as earthquakes and other disasters start happening around the world.
By The Atlantic‘s reckoning, things will get going at 11 p.m. tonight on the West Coast of the U.S., or 2 a.m. Saturday on the East Coast.
Uh oh…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXRrVrkFYlo[/youtube]
“No one knows when that day or hour will come-not the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father…and Harold Camping”-Matthew 24:36
For those of us left behind, see ya October 21st!
….Or maybe the end of the world happens in 2012, after the presidential election.
So…what does everyone have planned for this weekend? Would love to hear the revelation!
Clinton Goes to Hell
One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got a couple folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let you decide who leaves.”
Clinton thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. “No,” Bill said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
So the devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. “No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Bill.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Clinton saw Jesse Jackson lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Clinton took this in in disbelief and finally said, “Yea, I can handle this.”
The devil smiled and said “OK, Monica, you’re free to go!”
Joke about Bush, Obama, and Hell
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the, cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she finished, the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen, Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, “Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally it’s a local call.”
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
openid.aol.com/runnswim, that is what I call WORDS OF WISDOM,
AND I will tease you by saying It’s certainty,
bye
I agree with Bees Larry, “great words of wisdom.”
@Ariel…
ummm… You use the Latin Vulgate that is nearly 500 years after the fact. Yep, Rapture is so accurate. lol
@openid.aol.com/runnswim:
Funny how you think that about your wife, and yet, I believe that about mine as well. I’m pretty sure that I’d be worse off than I am right now, if not for her influence.
As for religion, many people wonder how I can be a person of religious “faith”, and yet also an admirer of Ayn Rand’s, even going so far as to use one of her characters(perhaps her most famous one), as my ‘handle’ here on FA. The answer really is simple. I’ve seen, and experienced, a number of wonderful, unexplainable happenings in my life, at this point, to disbelieve that there isn’t some being out there responsible for them.
Another point on religion( And probably the most poignant revelation I have had); If not for a supreme being, responsible for all of the wonder, majesty, and beauty within our world, and the universe, then why are we here? It is simply too hard for me to believe that everything we can see and experience was created by a ball of plasma energy, just because. How did that ball of plasma energy get there? How is it that it resulted in the beings(animals and men) that are on the earth today, with all of the beautiful plant life, and all of it working in near perfect concert to allow for life to happen? It can be an overwhelming experience just thinking about it, when you consider that without a supreme, intelligent being, responsible for everything that has happened, and will happen, in this world, and the universe, that the question of Why? cannot be answered.
Anyway, your post was a pretty good one, that I mostly agree with, with only one, small disagreement.
I have a problem with that statement, due to the fact that there is certitude in nearly everything, and that unless there is, there wouldn’t be the ability to learn knowledge. There wouldn’t be a black, nor a white, but everything in varying shades of gray. No right, nor wrong, but only varying degrees of rightness or wrongness. Reason doesn’t allow me to accept partially right, or partially wrong, as acceptable. Just a thought.
Great post John. I also agree with you (in regards to Larry’s response), that certitude is not only NOT dangerous, but at least in terms of morality/(as in Judeo Christianity, a necessary standard, based on the teachings of Christ/God, absolutely NECESSARY. Without moral certitude (of which there can’t be any sans Judeo Christian standards), we sink to a culture/lifestyle of moral relativism, where absolutely anything can be justified. In fairness to Larry, if he doens’t believe in the teachings of Christ (at least, “hook, line, and sinker”, it would make sense as to why he has a problem with certitude. The paradox of course, is that faith itself brings the certitude, or “proof” as some might call it; like romatic love, one just can’t explain it, only confirm that it’s real.
(Note to Larry) In point of fact, Larry, you invalidate your ‘certitude’ argument by your “certitude” of your gratitude for your wife, because I happen to know, you are SURE of what you write of her). Could you honestly say you are “not sure” that you love her?
In the “man made”, including the life sciences, I tend to agree with Larry that absolute certitude can be a bit dangerous, as unlike Divine Revelaton that ended with the death of the last apostle, “life” around us continues to unfold.
Glad to know you too think highly of your wife John. IMO, few words are more impressive to me from a man’s mouth than one who extrols his wife. My dad used to always tell us as kids that “The greatest gift a father can give to his kids is to love their mother.” Ok, I’m biased, but very lucky to have grown up with a father that was madly in love with my mother until his last breath.
As for Ayn Rand, I too fail to see the compatibility with Christianity, as the women was totally devoid of love, except for herself and money. At it’s core, Objectivism is purely anti-Christian.
Patricia, I like the point about love certitude, I believe it to be very good proof on certitude, and of course the certitude doesn’t apply to all facts spoken or salespeople or all religions including their representatives, but for one to earn the NAME that means a right person to be believe is a treasure
for they can fight the devil himself.
Dr. Larry – Your # 50 was beautiful. Thanks.
@Patricia:
Not quite, Patricia. Rand’s view of love was such that she believed the highest compliment, or honor, that one could give to another was their desire to interact with them. For two people engaging in trade, the fact that one desired to trade with another, showed the magnitude of their respect for that person. The same idea happens in love. The fact that I wish to spend time with my wife, engaging with her in all manner of actions, pleasurable to straight conversation, and from the high standards that I set, to do so, shows the depth of my love for her.
As for money, it is merely a symbol of one’s success. And why live, other than to achieve success, with money being one standard, or symbol, of one aspect, of a person’s success in life? It isn’t the love for money, which many people mistakenly get from her books, but the love of success, that drives the characters she has created.
I do not wish to get into a theological discussion, however, I believe that Objectivism is not anti-Christian, and that instead, it is somewhat mutually compatible with Christianity. I didn’t go quite far enough, in my comments above, but when one uses reason, in terms of religious belief, neither did Ms. Rand. She didn’t go so far as to ascertain the reason of “Why?”, as in, “Why are we here?”. If she had, she would have found that an atheistic view does not answer that question any better than one from a religious standpoint, and that to view an answer to that question, from atheism, takes just as much faith as it does if one answers from a religious view. Hence, it is one aspect that Objectivism, or the use of reason, fails to answer, and that man must, therefore, rely on faith, for whatever answer one decides. Of course, one could simply fail to answer, and assume it an unanswerable question, giving neither atheism, or religion, weight over the other, but rather, stand on the assumption that it could be either, and that only the lack of knowledge required, in order to answer it, is the reason for it to remain unanswered.
Also, and this does get into a bit of theological discussion, I don’t believe the bible to be an accurate representation of the words of Jesus Christ, as it was written by fallible man, most notably a Roman emperor, in response to an attempt to unify Rome’s subjects under a common religious banner. I believe in a God. I believe that Jesus was the son of God. I do not, however, believe that his words and teachings are accurately portrayed within the Bible. Just my thoughts.
John I respectfully disagree with most of your last post.
For starters, Ayn Ryan is not only anti-Christian, she’s the antithesis of Christianity, including her ability to dupe many of the Judeo/Christian faith. After your post, for the sake of time, I did a quick internet search to find an article that shares my reasons. I found this one by Chuck Colsen. Here’s an excerpt:
As for money being the bellwether of success, really? Lots of rich folks are miserable (just look at Hollywood), while most poor folks (providing they have basic needs met), are consistently happier than most. Unless your definition of “success” is money sans happiness, that’s truly an absurd statement John. On the other hand, nothing wrong with money in we don’t make the money our god. It’s the attachment to money, and or the false expectation that it WILL bring happiness, that leads to misery, not the money per se. By the way, wasn’t Ayn Rand’s coffin covered in dollar bills? Just askin’!
As for the bible being the “words of Christ”, they aren’t, but they are inspired by Christ. It’s only been in the last 200 years, with the invention of “sola scripture” that the “bible alone”, camp started. Consequently, there are now about 5000 different Protestant denominations all with different intrepretations, which means 4999 have to be wrong. Actually, they are all wrong, while each probably containing some truth.
The reason they are all wrong is that the bible was never meant to be the single source. It came from the Catholic Church (little know fact, the Catholic Church preceeded the Bible, which was the “mass book’).
Divine Revelation includes , none being able to stand alone, Sacred Tradition, Sacred Scriptures, and Teaching Authority ordained by Christ, the Catholic Church (Magesterium). The point being, Divine Revelation requires all three, including the Living Authority (Magesterium), the Holy Spirit. Without it, you end up with “5,000 erroneous intrepretations”, and almost always incorrectly taken out of context or not in the proper historical prespective.
Say what you will about the Catholic Church. Many in it may be corrupt, but the church teachings are rock solid and no dogmas (instituted by Christ), have ever changed in 2000 years. In reality, the Catholic church is the “keeper” per se of the original teachings of Christ. One may honestly despise many sinners within the church, but that still doesn’t do a thing to negate the core teachings of the church, except to say some within have fallen from grace. Interesting as well, the Holy Spirit vowed to protect the Church until the end of time. Despite heretics, a few even having been early popes, it’s fascinating that NONE of the heretics ever declared dogma or changed dogma.
Lastly, one great example as to why we need the “instruction guide (the Catholic Church/Holy Spirit), is false intrepretations like May 21st raptures!
Patricia, hi, your comments are always good and cause for reflexion,
one thing that I would resist to, is that because I as a person can decide to read any other books even if they are not in line as their views on CHRISTIAN TEACHING,
because I am free to decide what is the diffrence of view inside the AUTHOR’S NOTES,
and I find some very diffrent quotes that where interresting in some of those books to retain
as good thoughs for the real world everyday explanation, even if I rejected the core belief of the AUTHOR as a atheist, or some other thought he was leaning on; and I found that it gave me more assurance to stick to my own belief than to join in theirs,
but to have read it was good to know how they view theirs, and why, what make them think that way,
@Patricia:
That is not what I said. I said that money is nothing more than a symbol, a standard, of just one aspect of a person’s life. I agree that there are those who have gained mega-amounts of money, and are completely unhappy, but one has to look at the reasons those persons gained that money, to understand that in their case, the money they have doesn’t represent success, so much as it represents what they have taken.
I completely agree with this statement, if you can believe it.
Even in Atlas Shrugged, where Hank Rearden first states that his “only goal is to make money”, he later learns that it isn’t the money itself that he desires, but the true ownership, by his own hard work, intellect, and ingenuity, of the fruits of his labors. James Taggart, and others, too are concerned with money, however, the difference is that they are only concerned with how much they can take, and thus, are not happy when they do gain it. This is an important distinction to make, and one you are not doing. Again, it isn’t the money itself, but the recognition that one has gained that money by their own labors, that makes money a symbol of success. For those who gain money by underhanded, thieving, and generally without their own labors involved, that money becomes a symbol of their own failures at achieving success.
Interesting reading on your talk of the bible, it’s interpretations, and the Catholic Church. I’ve never claimed that all, any, some, or certain, passages, books, etc. contained within the bible are wrong.
I still disagree that Objectivism, which I do not practice, completely, as my philosophy, and Christianity are mutually exclusive. Indeed, the teachings of Rand, concerning government in citizens’ lives dovetails neatly with that of our founding fathers, of whom many were practicing Christians. The one sticking point seems to be that Rand has promoted Atheism, and that fact is what turns many Christians off to her other philosophical points concerning life. She wasn’t evil. She just didn’t believe in God.
Another point about Rand. She claims many of her philosophical viewpoints originated from Aristotle, although she faults him at times. As well, she studied the Catholic Saint, Thomas Aquinnas, and his works. St. Thomas was also a student of Aristotlian philosophy, who did seek to combine Reason and Faith into philosophical viewpoints, rather than accept their mutual exclusivity, as many of his contemporaries did, be they philosophers of reason, or followers of faith.
And, as I stated above, in my opinion, Rand didn’t go far enough in her quest for reason, concerning God and religion. I do not espouse her every philosophical viewpoint, and cannot, as I do not agree with them all. However, their are many though, which, as I stated above as well, dovetail with the viewpoints of our founding fathers, and as such, should not be rejected, simply because the woman was an atheist.
I didn’t want to get into a theological discussion, particularly where Rand is concerned, because it never turns out well, for either side of the discussion. Simply put, I do not reject your religious viewpoints, and indeed, agree with much of it, despite my admiration for a woman that was a devout atheist. I would state a similar statement to an Objectivist, that I do not reject their philosophical viewpoints, and indeed, agree with much of it, despite my faith in God and Jesus.
Thank you for your reply, though, as it gives me more to learn and study.
@Larry
Sounds interesting – I’ll have to read it after I’ve finished reading Keith Richard’s autobiography. Although I find it hard to believe that objectively he finds/believes that arguments from atheists are as indefensible as those from religions as there are have been big whopping holes in the various myths we have be fed.
How did that born again experience manifest itself?
Is it arrogant? Those things which are wonderous are being discovered by science and not religion. There are many things we didn’t know for centuries – such as what caused rainbows, lightning etc and now we know. What we have yet to fully discover we tend to automatically fill in with a creator.
I’ll have to look into that – sounds interesting. But I couldn’t believe in something which is likely to be false so I get the benefits of a placebo effect. I suspect individuals who believe in positive thinking as I do can equally benefit – without buying in a whole mythology. Do you take the red pill or the blue pill?
Whatever works for you is very important. However haven’t they done tests on this and prayer doesn’t work? How does a God pick and choose who’s prayers get answered? What happened tohttp://news.harvard.edu/gazette/2006/04.06/05-prayer.html
I am quite happy to be skeptical and disrespect of religion like I am of political parties. Religions have shown little or no respect to the religions and to non-believers. A lot of us are brought up in monoculture where the dominate religion is not critically questioned so as a kid who just accept it as the truth. Rather as kids in the classroom at least (parents are still going to bring their kids upin their religion) kids should be shown the variety of religions AND agnostic and atheism movements. However I call myself at this point an agnostic/borderline atheist because I still can’t get my head around what happened before the Big Bang and what caused it. Science hasn’t given me a satisfying answer (but then again the sub-atomic is baffling). BUT I don’t fill this gap in with God. I see no evidence of a God. Having a possibilty of God creates more questions than answers. I do believe that any living person who claims to know is a charlatan.
Gaffa UK, YES you are expexted to make a statement on the one who beleive in GOD,
AS YOU SAY ARE CHARLATAN, this show how ignorant you are, of the spirit of human being,
how to dwell inside that SPIRIT is important to elevate one over another,
and how IT’S importance play a role in a well balance mind to be able to render accuate judgements on every level of deceitfull statement made by people of your like, and how it’s so helpfull to perceive the lyer and fraudulent self adoring people.
see what you are lacking of and will never achieve to get to a higher degree of thinking,
that is why you’re arrogance help you falsely to come here and find some tolerance people to spend time on educating you which is a waste of time they freely give you undersed selfish persona,
YOU HAVE BEEN UNCOVERED A LONG TIME AGO
@gaffa: Here are two reasonably comprehensive reviews in the peer-review medical literature:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19142047
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12058703
http://www.theannals.com/cgi/reprint/36/6/1090.pdf
Some excerpts:
The distinction between a positive effect of religiosity/spirituality on health and longevity in a baseline healthy population versus baseline diseased population is consistent with the famous prayer/intervention study you quoted. In the latter, there was a randomization (if memory serves — no more time to look it up right now) between (1) no prayers for recovery, (2) prayers for recovery with notification of patient being prayed for that he was receiving such prayers, and (3) prayers without notification. There was no difference between outcomes in patients who received no prayers and patients who received prayers without knowing they were receiving prayers. But the group that received prayers and were told that people were praying for them actually did significanty worse.
I think that the reason patients may do worse when people tell them they are praying for them is that they more or less get freaked out that they are in such a bad state of affairs to require divine intervention. So this increases their stress levels, decreases their immune function and what all, and they do worse. I conclude that it’s not a good idea to tell people that you are praying for them — it’s more of an anxiety elevator than something which helps.
Whatever the mechanisms, many, many studies have shown objective benefits to being religious and/or spiritual when it comes to long term health and longevity. The magnitude of aggregate benefit, as I stated, was equivalent to that of taking a hypothetical vaccine to permanently immunize against cancer. I consider religion to be a huge net positive for humanity, notwithstanding the obvious harm that it does, in certain ways. It’s sort of like the automobile — net benefit, despite the carnage.
– Larry Weisenthal/Huntington Beach, CA
I’m sure some of you might be aware that pro-wrestler “Macho Man” Randy Savage died in a car accident on Friday. I just saw the following comment on a YouTube video by a fan of his:
“Macho Man’s ascension averted the rapture! Thank you Macho Man!”
Anyone know if Camping’s been interviewed post-Rapture and what he has to say about the anti-climactic beginning of the end?
From now until Oct 21st, we’re also supposed to be experiencing plagues, pestilence, earthquakes, tornadoes, violence, etc.
So what else is new? In other words, business as usual…
Answer to my own question.
And this is just pathetic:
Wordsmith, sorry for that sportman to dye on a car accident,
CHANGING SUBJECTS, I am now watching 2 black birds, on a branch, they are not crows but smaller and jetblack, I’M pretty sure they are a couple, and Now you have to take my word on it,
that one is blond head, I never seen those birds with blond hair before , very odd looking too.
bye
Zac, on your 48, that was funny,
you made us laugh, you made us think, you made us admire your smart comment, AND YOU DISAPEAR, TRAINING NOW?
NOW, WHERE THE H… ARE YOU,
GET YOURSELF HERE ON THE DOUBLE
TAKE CARE WE LIKE YOU