The publisher of Glenn Beck’s book, The Christmas Sweater: A Picture Book
has graciously given Flopping Aces five books to give away to some lucky readers….so we’re having a caption contest. The five best caption’s for the below picture wins a copy.
Since we’re close to Christmas there will be no reader voting for the best captions (those involved in earlier FA caption contests know how long it took to get a winner when we had the readers vote on the best caption) instead the seven authors will vote on the five best and we will announce the winners Saturday. Cut-off time to get your caption is no later then Friday at 6:00pm PST.
ONE CAPTION ENTRY PER READER!
If you submit more then one the first one submitted will be kept and the following entries deleted. (You can edit your entry for 240 minutes after you submit it if you think of a better caption)
See author page
Dang, the things I do for love!
If I get through this I’ll never buy another Pelosi/Reid Ladder.
Honey! Stop telling me this is a B+ job and fix the ladder!!!
Barry is trying to get the autograph book of Sarah Palin….but Michelle found out!
“I don’t have all the facts, but it’s clear that the Cambridge Christmas light hanger acted stupidly.”
– B. Plusser
Headline:Tiger Woods Reduced To Cleaning Gutters After Wife Makes Him Quit Golf.
Christmas for America under Obama: just barely hanging on and a painful fall coming.
Just…Need….To….Hold……On……Until……Public……..Option
Note to prospective winners: Sen. Mary Landrieu got $300 million for her vote on health care. How much you guys willing to offer me to swing this vote your way?
(little drummer boy)
Follow, they told me,
Rahm, Rahm, Rahm, Rahm, Rahm
The ladder, they stole from me,
Rahm, Rahm, Rahm, Rahm, Rahm
Obama isn’t the only one who knows how to stage a crisis.
@Mike’s America:
…and Mike loves accusing wordsmith of rigging caption contests whenever he doesn’t win….
See, I told ya’. I’m in a heck of a mess and it’s Bush’s fault. See, right there by the ladder! BUSH!!!
“Dammit Rudolf quit screwing around!”
Honey… could you get me a beer…
Speaker Pelosi can’t risk any witnesses to her federally funded rooftop greasing program.
Operation: Santa’s Claws
Man hanging from roof: “Is it safe to step down now?”
Al Gore: “Yeah, don’t worry. I homogenized the ladder’s coordinates.”
Umm, no Evin, I wasn’t sneaking out, I just didn’t want to disturb you by going out the front door…
Help! I’ve fallen! And I can’t get down.
I inherited this mess from the previous guy who lived here!
Hey, My name is Charlie Christ! Marco Rubio just kicked the ladder out from under me! Help!
Sarah Palin Jogs by with an I-pod and sunglasses on and asks Rubio, “You hear something?”
Rubio; “Naaah, kinda sounded like a RINO though!!’
“It was my Christmas sweater that snagged the ladder!”
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I knew I should have bought that Gutter Clutter Buster with extensions when it was on sale!
I should have known not to buy that cheap ladder made in China.
They claimed it was ladder ready. But they left me hanging.
My Christmas Light Hanging Performance so far?
I’d give myself a solid B+
I just knew that someday my conservative neighbor would get me for voting for obama!
Hey, ain’t that Louis Farrakahn clinging to his “gutter religion”?
US citizen who trusted Obama clinging to his hope and change after the democRATS kicked the ladder away.
No worries. I got the Presidential Fitness Award in 6th grade and I had to hang like this for a full minute. Ha, ha. I got this one, baby.
Hey, will somebody contact my wife,via her facebook account, of course, and ask her to stop playing mafia wars or farmville long enough to lend me a hand for a minute or two?
After retiring the sleigh because of all the CO2 output from the reindeers farts, Santa has enjoyed the weight loss from the extra exercise getting to the roof but those damn elves are not very reliable at holding the ladder.
Darn! Is my cell in my left pocket or my right…?
I _know_ I can hang on…
JUST 3 MORE YEARS…!!!
Merry Christmas
-The Obama Family
Obama left me hanging for hope and change…
Lights: $75
Ladder : $99
Christmas donation to local Firefighters #34: $50
Leverage his kids will receive for keeping quiet: Priceless
Rahm!? Dave!!? Michelle!!!? Ahhh, this is just…unprecedented!