The contest to win this shirt:

Is now on. The captions have been made for the below picture by the readers of Flopping Aces:

And there were a lot of entries so to make it a bit easier on voting and to prevent your eyes from going crosseyed, I’ve only put the first 50 into the below five polls. 10 to choose from in each poll, make one choice. These five polls end on Aug 7th at 8pm PST.
Tomorrow I’ll add the next five, and those polls will end on Aug 8th at 8pm PST.
Once the finalists have been chosen then we have one last vote and the top two will win a shirt each.
The essay’s for the third shirt and a few items from the Flopping Aces store will be up shortly.
[poll id=”45″]
[poll id=”46″]
[poll id=”47″]
[poll id=”48″]
[poll id=”49″]

See author page
Caption?
Obama: “I don’t see the moon anywhere on this map.”
Cation?
Obama: I’m the Messiah, the Supreme Leader of the World and I can’t wait to sit down with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad”
Hanging this dope map is gonna take some organization. Some community organizing…yeah, that’s the ticket.
Obama: Lets see, what foreign leaders ass can I kiss with an apology for how crappy America is, was and always shall be this week?
Man, I didn’t even make the cut. Oh well, beige makes me look fat. Especially when I have my Ruger .45 ACP in my waistband. Well, that and my belly.
Darn it,three tries and I still wind up with a couple of extra pieces!
Well hanging the map on my desk was easy enough,but getting my desk on the wall is going to be a son of a gun.
But seriously,and I am not trying to be crude but I find the image of Obama looking as if he is getting ready to defecate on the Seal of POTUS while staring at a map of the world disturbing.
“But seriously,and I am not trying to be crude but I find the image of Obama looking as if he is getting ready to defecate on the Seal of POTUS while staring at a map of the world disturbing.” EXACTL.Y.
That is why my caption goes like this: “Uuuuuhgh…unhhg…darned cheesecake binds me up EVERY time!”
KJC, yeap…Potus is having a Charmin moment….
“Where are the 57 states on this thing?”
“I am a citizen of the world and I’ll crap where I want too…….”
Why is voting already closed on these?