That time again, we’re about to pass the 5 millionth visitor mark and to mark that milestone we’re putting up the caption contest…..put your best caption in the comments. Winner gets any three items from the Flopping Aces store. Limit two entries per person….if you have more then two in there its going to be me who picks which two goes in. Will close the entries on Sunday at 9pm PST.
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“My precious, I must have my precious…ooops the cameras are rolling, what did I say?, Crap! Uh, the CIA under orders from Bush were putting words in my mouth…that was not me you just heard…it was Cheney, yes that’s it…it was Cheney”~
“Darth Cheney, I vant to drringk yourr blood! I need power! more power!!!”
” Panetta, you talking to ME???”
“Panetta, you cursed brat! I’m melting… Melltinnngg!! Oh my world, my world! Who would have thought a Democrat hack like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness…?”
“Forget waterboarding! I could make Khalid Sheik Muhammed talk by wrapping my scrawny chicken-bone fingers around his neck until . . . never mind.”
“These things need to be handled dellllllicately”
O, crap! Lightbringer had already used the Wizard of Oz angle…..and it was a far better one than mine. Gotta go with yours!
“No, no you can’t get away. From hell’s heart I stab at thee…for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.” Apologies to Khan Noonien Singh
I said I’m not going to answer any more questions on that, go ahead ask one more and I’ll scratch your eyes out.
No, what the CIA told me was that waterboarding gave the bad guys breast out to here! I only wanted them to have what I never got.
Pelosi went into great detail on Sunday in describing what human CO2 emissions do to the atmosphere of our planet. When asked about her own hot air, she was quoted as saying, “I do not..I repeat..do NOT breathe!”
George Bush?! GEORGE BUSH??!! Sloooooooly, I turned, ….step by step, …inch by inch, ….
alternate, from a variation on that routine …
“My brother’s insane, but I’m all right. He told me so.”
“Curt at Flopping Aces is mocking me as part a 5 Million Visit Contest? I never visited that site. Last time I entered a caption contest I LOST!”
Those Republicans want to tax BOTOX injections?