North Korea to Launch ICBM-AGAIN

Ahhhh, you know it’s that time of year again. Kim Il Jong’s birthday is around the corner, political change in Washington DC, the Groundhog’s seen his shadow, and North Korea’s got to do some sabre rattling/mettle testing. Yes boys and girls, it’s time to show everyone that North Korea is a threat to the United States…

North Korea is preparing to test fire a long range missile capable of striking the United States, according to media reports in South Korea and Japan this morning.

The Yonhap News Agency in Seoul quoted South Korean officials who described satellite image showing a long cylindrical object being transported on a train through the North Korean countryside. The sinister object has been identified as a Taepodong-2, an intercontinental missile with a range of more than 4000 miles, capable of crossing the Pacific and striking targets in Hawaii or Alaska.

Capable of hitting Alaska huh? What do those people know about foreign affairs? North Korean missiles aimed at your cities, Russian bombers buzzing the mountains, Russian ships and subs off the coast…Alaskans are oblivious to it all.