We’ve passed the four million mark in visitors a few moments ago which is quite astounding. It took from November of 2004 to April of 2007 to reach the one million mark. Two years and five months. It took only ten months for us to go to the two million mark in February of 2008. Another six months to get to three million and now 116 days later we reach the four million mark. Pretty damn good.
And as we have done in the past Flopping Aces is holding a caption contest to honor the milestone.
Put your best caption into the comments section. We’ll close the submission period on Wednesday at 12 noon PST.
Winner will get any three items from the the Flopping Aces Store.
UPDATE 12-17-08 1930hrs PST
A little late in closing the submission period. Polls open tomorrow.
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Okay obama, how about if I got some really good weed? I know you love weed.
President-Elect Obama and Illinois Governor Blagojevich Practice Morse-Code Winking.
Obama was seen to wink: “If we don’t move our lips, it doesn’t count.”
so, ah, like i was ahh saying…we can’t be seen, ah talking to each other, or um, under the ah bus you go.
“I know it was you Blago. You broke my heart. You broke my heart”
Bus? well yes I do own a bus why do you ask?
Blago: “I’m funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you. I make you laugh. Whadda mean funny? How am I funny?”
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Blago: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster”
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“Could you let me in on what hair product you use? I was told good hair can get you about 15% of the female vote.”
or, “Now Bags, how do you think you will get a halo over that crop? You can’t go nowhere without a halo.” evil laugh.
Does this mean that I won’t get to dance with Michelle at the inaugural?
OK Rod one million for the senate seat I can live with but the Blago pimp suite on Air Force One is a little over the top.
How much for a night in the Lincoln bedroom, cause I may be comming into some cash?
“I’ve got nothing but sunshine over my head,”
“Oh yea, Governor? Well I created the sun.”
(After a screening of the film American Gangster)
Blago: Funny thing, you don’t look a bit like Frank Lucas.
Obama: Well you don’t, ah, eh, you know resemble Richie Roberts either.
Michelle says I can’t put Patti on any paid boards. If there are any available she feels she deserves them. We are trying to get the first lady a salary, you know.
Fit fit and HPB, good ones!
Blago: Will you stop calling me Donald!
Blago: I knew should have taken the red pill.
Little did the two men know, their budding romance was about to be destroyed…
I KNEW you’d sold your soul to the devil! You still have his number?
Don’t look at the hair don’t look at the hair focus on what he is saying,damn it stop looking at his hair
Uh, um, with your chickens coming home to roost, you know, guess you’ll be, er, busy in the pen
What’s the difference between senator and president ? Uh! I would guess about $601,000,000.00.
So 1 million sounds cheap. –
Here ve see zee often zecret transition ritual of zee green-tainted booby. Note zee steely-eyed
determination of zee heavily-plumed mentor as he attempts to convince zee upstart protege to feather his nest.
What’s your hair secret? You can see my bald spot is starting to get bigger. By 2012, I’ll be a tan cueball.
uh….uh…..uh…duh…where’s the teleprompter?!!
I won’t tell anyone if you won’t…..do we have a deal?!
Hey Blags, did you say I have BO or I am BO?………………………. Who me?!
BLAGO……..WE _HAVE_ TO STOP MEETING LIKE THIS!!!
If I told you once I told you a hundred times gov I got your back.
“What do you mean you don’t need any white bitches?”
“I don’t care how much Michelle gave you, I don’t want her to be a Senator until AFTER I have my 8 years. It’s called the Clinton Rule”
How many times do I have to tell you, you bribe me, I don’t bribe you”
Obama: Regarding the uh, birth certificate issue, I’m uh, in the uh, Hot Seat. Help me out, will you?
Blago: Hot Seat? Yeah, I got it covered. *wink*
“You are calling for my resignation, Obama? Well, how much will you pay?
Obama – Did you just say a million bucks?
Blago – Yea…one million f***in bucks. Its not your seat any longer, its mine. And if you don’t like it you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts.
Blago: That is f#@&ing weird. I can see right through you.
Obama: Yeah, but do you think anyone else can?
You’ll cut my WHAT off if I sing to Fitzgerald ?!
Looks like confession to me:
Blago – “Forgive me Messiah, for I have f*#k!ng sinned.”
Obama – “Say 20 ‘Hail Michelles’, 10 ‘Our Reverend Wrights’, deposit $2 million in my campaign fund and all will be pardoned. Now go in peace my son, lie down under the bus, and don’t get caught again.”
“…Oh and BTW… I recommend you loose the used car salesman toupee’. Makes you look like a Kennedy and it clashes with my FDR personna.”
Obama: “You did what?”
Like I said ‘Blago’ you have a ticket to ride on my bus today….It aint a season ticket, it aint negotiable and if you let me down its a one way trip to ‘wheelsville’
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Balgo Who?? Do I know you??
Blago?? Does that rhyme with pay-go??
Make that “fezzer his nezt”
$4 million??? You can’t even get a toilet seat for $4 million!
“So how much were you going to make off my seat? Can we make more on eBay?”
Tell you what else I’ll do, Barack. I’ll donate some new hairplugs to Joe Biden.
@playwithfire:
“I’ve got nothing but sunshine over my head,”
“Oh yea, Governor? Well I created the sun.”
I think that’s perfect!
“Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren’t going to be carried away. After all we’re not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks.”
B.O.: You want what for the Senate seat?
J.B.: I gotta take care of me.
B.O.: Uh..well..ah…I got my own image to take care of.
J.B.: It’ll be OK if it is not traceable.
B.O.: You sure Rezko is keeping quiet?
J.B.: Just don’t worry about it, OK?
B.O.: What’s the freight?
J.B.: opening bid half a mil.
Guilt By Association.
Obama: “Listen, this is getting a little too close to home, we expect you too hold silence and we will take care of you in time.”