We here at Flopping Aces are coming up on the 3 millionth visitor mark and to celebrate we are holding a caption contest just as we did for the one millionth, and the two millionth.
It took from November of 2004 to April of 2007 to reach the one million mark. Two years and five months.
It took only ten months for us to go to the two million mark in February of 2008. Six months later and we are already at the three million mark. All due to the excellent writers here at Flopping Aces who do more then spew out talking points but rather engage in excellent debate.
So, back to the caption contest. Write out your best caption for the below picture in the comment section:
The ultimate winner will get to pick any three items from the Flopping Aces store.
UPDATE
Submissions will be closed Aug 28th at 3:00pm PST.
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Whoever smell’t it, dealt it!
which will strike first, the ferret or the cobra
Ahhhh, can’t you feel the love in the air.
Having made the mistake of looking into the Messiah’s eyes, Hillary was powerless to resist. “We are all united,” she said.
You should have thought about that before you picked Biden!!!
Hey, Hill, guess what your husband’s doing right now!
Medusa vs Mandrake
One hypnotized the other turned to stone.
Let me be clear, you’d *better* blame my flatulence on Bush. Ya hear me?
Apologies, Marcus Atrocious. Didn’t read the other entries, but definitely came up with the same impression you did on the event! I defer to yours….
PUMA? I see nothing, I know nothing, I hear nothing.
Seriously.
i told you i would stop you and slick willy from getting the nomination, ha ha.
MataHarley,
No problem… I mean, it totally looks like a “silent but deadly” moment to me as well.
L8ters
Marcus
Yup, I remember how Vince tried to make eye contact…but it was too late, too damn late…
Guess I showed _you_ who’s who, Whitey…!
‘Scuse me….
Make that “MS Whitey”…
If you don’t quit poking my back, I’ll have my buddy Bill Ayers come visit you!
Hillary: “If you become president, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.”
Obama: “And people say I plagiarize my quotes.”
A very rare photo of both of them with their mouths shut. A sight once thought to have never happened, let alone captured on film. Its authenticity has been questioned by both campaigns. The controversy was not reported by the mainstream media. This photo is from the National Enquirer.
Do you honestly think that we will let you win?
O.k., I can’t resist. I have to change it to…
“Hillary hums quietly to herself, as BHO begins to suspect that the convention is rigged; that the plan has always been for him to lose at the last minute, and that everyone knows but himself.”
Got to hand it to FitFit (#22 below) – I may not agree with him politically, but he’s got a sense of humor!
They are lining up nicely, pitchforks to the left – torches to the right.
I hope you’re happy, I come home and Michelle’s dress is stained and I’m missing three of my best cigars…
Hillary, those are your supporters streaking across the stage with a banner saying, “Barack My World,” aren’t they?
I agree, Yon. Fit… ya came up with a great one!
Is this the ‘morning’ after a knee walking, comode hugging, drunken, night?
So far, I like Former Skeptic and FitFit’s entries.
My first impression was a mesmerizing moment but can’t quite conjure up (pun intended) a punch line as good as Skeptic’s.
Well done.
H: Oh Michelle looks really nice in that dress I sent her. You can hardly see the stain.
OB: Whatchewtalkinbout Hillary!
“Ha! The Royal Blood of Kenya/Hawaii/Havard/Chicago is impervious to your Hillbilly Stinkeye!”
HRC: You know Barak, we really should be closer. Why just the other day Bill was saying how your wife monicaImean Michelle had such a pretty mouth.
Psst, Senator Clinton. In order to win a staring contest, you actually have to stare at the other person.
Did someone goose you? Not I.
HRC: Dead … Meat …
(pause)
BHO: Typical White Woman.
(pause)
HRC: Dead … Meat …
(pause)
BHO: You have no idea what you’re up against.
(long pause)
HRC: Dead … Meat …
Good Grief you really are annoying
“This sad excuse for a unified party ain’t big enough for the two of us,” said Obama’s ego.
Hill: Cough… Loser
Ob: What?
Hill: What. Wasn’t me. Cough… Urkel.
Ob: Huh?
Hill: Hey look… celebrities and lobbyists with money.
Ob: Where?!
Yes Barack, that is my Weiner…and no, I’m not happy to see you.
(Left to right: N.Y. Senator Hillary Clinton, N.Y. Congressman Anthony Weiner, IL Senator Barack Obama)
So, you don’t like the kool-aid I’m serving?
Obama to Hillary:
“You KNEW your superdelegates were going to hi-jack enough of mine to nominate You instead, Didn’t You …..”
(If Only….)
Who Me? HiJack your Delegates? I have no idea what your talking about… Honest!
HRC: I can see it now…Vince Foster in the park with the gun…..I mean, Obama on the trail with the bus! What ?!? No more room under the bus?
Go ahead Barry, Blink! You always do.
ANOTHER Goddamn Hillary inflatable! Get me that !$@%#^ Panetta on the phone.
Its like this Hillary the VP should be an attack dog not a b1tch.
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Fine Barack but you won’t win with a poodle.
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Hey barak, bill had monica, and you’ve got clare mcaskil. Oops, did I say that out loud?
Oh no you didn’t.
“Moi? Undermine you at the roll call?”
Obama: What the f*ck was that Hillary? (After Obama finds out her delegates craps on his parade).
“Good God you can see right through her”
– I can haz nominashun
……………………………….You can haz a bitch slap! –
“Hill-ry! Did I hear you whisper John McCain is more experienced than I?!!”