Bigfoot Hunters Find a Bigfoot Body!!!

TWO US professional Bigfoot hunters claim to have found a body of the legendary creature and will present evidence of the astounding discovery to the world’s press and scientists tomorrow.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, say they found a dead Bigfoot in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US, about two weeks ago and have put the carcass in a freezer.

QUESTION: who gets to protest: PETA, HUMAN RIGHTS Watch, or pro-immigration advocates?

(side note, we’ve got coyotes in our backyard now-driving my dogs nuts, and making me question the rationality of gun control laws every time they walk under my kids’ playset and past the neighbors’ playset).