Bill Clinton with Pastor Wright, 1998
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Bill Clinton with Pastor Wright, 1998
Bill Clinton with Pastor Wright, 1998
Wright to Clinton “Which way to the riding dirty room ?”
Clinton – “Have you met my friend? Hey, Barack!”
“No, Reverend, ‘that’ woman, the one over there in the blue dress.”
Bill Clinton whips out his two blonde Jew joke for Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
I’m doing my bit to screw America Pastor Wright one intern at a time
Clinton: “Don’t worry, Reverend; the Right will give me a pass on this, just like they gave to Rumsfeld over that Saddam Hussein photo.”
Clinton: Wait a minute here. I thought HE was The Magic Negro!
Clinton: “Dude, smell this finger!”
Clinton to Wright: “You are my hero! I only wish I could hate America as much as you do…”
You know, I hate those damn white people too!!
So, Reverend, I expect that you’ll help elect Hillary in 2008..?
Clinton: “And over that way is the Lincoln Bedroom…”
Wright: “Ah yes, yet another room named after an oppressor of the black people, here in this ‘White’ House.”
(Reprint for contest purposes of what I put up for the first post)
Me too:
Clinton (to himself), “He can’t hate me. I am a black President.”
Reverand Wright, have you met Senator Byrd yet?
“Nice to meet you too reverend. Have you met my wife Hillary? She’s over there… ”
Clinton (to himself) Who’s going to kick your little mentee’s black ass!
Hey, look at that keester on Michelle Obama…I’ll bet she wants a cigar!
just as I suspected, “Typical White President”.
Wright: I finally get to meet ‘The Man’ keeping my brothers down.
“Yeah, I just hired Doc Washboard as the official Court Jester; hey, there he is, come on, I’ll introduce you to him since you’re both on the same wavelength.”
“You know, I tapped that fat white ass too.”
“Say, have you met my bros’, Jesse or Al? There standing right over there.”
“Can I have the next dance?”
“White devil?? Oh, then you’ve already met Hillary??”
“If you wag your finger like this, you can get Americans to believe anything…”
“what, her over there, yep, had her too” to rev. write on michelle obama
Look, they are finally serving the chickens that came home to roost.
“Why thank you for your contribution Pastor Wright. The Lincoln Bedroom’s down the hall.”
You wouldn’t BELIVE where this finger has been!
Hey – Jelly Donuts!
My caption. . . .
“Monica?. . . I think I saw her over there with Governor Spitzer. . . .”
Looks over there, whiles I put this donation in my pocket Bro. Is U sure U’s ain’t a “cracker”?
Sara’s got it hands down…….IMHO
No sir, I don’t accept tips. But if you’ll tip my wife over there, I’ll see you get that window seat.
Yeah verily and Moses Saith unto Pharoah:
Lord of Egyp of KKK-t! Let Mine People Go!
Pharoah replieth:
What’s with the histrionics you pious fakir?
Moses Angered:
I shall sendeth the plague of Obama upon thine wife and thine first born daughter, and Egyp-KKKt shall be laid low.
Pharoah Agitated :
Comeone Jerry, i’ve got a quart of Brandy and some wenches in the Kennedy Room, fancy a tumble with em?
Moses Pleased:
MMMkay…
Clinton: "God DAMN America… that’s got a certain ring to it. I’d go with it if I were you!"