Christine sent me this link to a blog I have never visited, One Cosmos, and the post she directed me to had me laughing my ass off with his one liner’s:
Do you hate the MSM as much as I do? I remember when journalism used to be the first draft of history. Now it’s the first draft of rewritten history. Ever wonder how the New York Times always gets it so wrong? Believe me, it’s not easy. They can only do it because they’ve got a highly trained team of dedicated fact chuckers. No matter what happens, the media never report anything positive coming out of Iraq. There’s a term for this: Reuter’s block.
[…]And the Iranians are still pushing ahead with their Manhattan Project. Personally, I think they should come up with a different name, since there’s already been an Islamic Manhattan Project. It was called 9-11. Of course, they say they’re only developing nuclear reactors for peaceful purposes. Personally I’d feel better about it if Muslims had figured out peaceful applications for rocks and belts. For them, it’s a wardrobe malfunction when some boob doesn’t explode out of his vest.
[…]And the loony left? Forget about it. Why do they always want to burn the flag at their demonstrations? I’m all for flag-burning, so long as the protester first wraps himself in it. Their big champion is Ted Kennedy. The move-on crowd is probably too young to remember that Kennedy has always had an unwavering commitment to a woman’s right to snooze. Under water.
Plenty more where that came from.