Talking Points for Talking With Your Obnoxious Progressive Family Members Abt Obamacare This Thanksgiving

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Ace:

1. Hey remember when you said that Obamacare was going to work great, and then, when people asked you how it actually worked, you sort of implied they were stupid for not knowing, and yet you never provided any evidence that you had any idea of how it was supposed to work yourself? Yeah, you were wrong to do that.

2. Remember when you called me crazy for saying Obama wanted to “spread the wealth around,” based on not a scrap of evidence except for Obama himself saying he wanted to spread the wealth around? Yeah, there’s a NYT article that says that Obamacare is fundamentally a redistributive program — which means it “spreads the wealth around.” Yeah you were wrong on that, too.

3. Remember when you said that it was only “REPUBLICAN LIES!!111!!” that Obama’s “if you like your plan, you can keep your plan” promise was itself a lie? I hate to keep coming back to this point, but you were way wrong on that one too.

4. Remember the “if you like your doctor” pledge? Yeah I feel like a broken record here, but you were wrong.

5. Remember when you gleefully, giddily declared the end of the Republican Party and a new era of Proud Progressive dominance? Yeah, the current political Big Story is whether or not Obamacare will wind up discrediting progressivism for just an election cycle or two, or as much as a generation. It looks like you were wrong about that.

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The problem is, lefties aren’t persuaded by logic. No matter how many cogent arguments you put before them, they’ll still be bitterly clinging to their progressive fantasies.

Ace:
those lefties better not eat the turkey with their mouth open ravishing over
how smart OBAMA IS with his obamacare,
because they might Not see the fork flying ON THEIR HEAD send by an uncle they where so happy to see again,
how about the dinner unfinish and the guests standing up throwing the cranberries on the other side to one dressed in a white dress, or a guess in a light gray suit recieving a serving spoon full of turkey sauce
right on both lapels of his jacket ,because there where two serving spoons coming in the same times,
or FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE THE HOSTESS DECIDE TO JOIN IN WITH THE TURKEY
FLYING WINGS OPEN AND BASHING THE OTHER LIKE A FLIP AND FLOP, ON EVERY THING THAT MOVE INCLUDING THE BOTTLE OF WHINE ALREADY OPEN WITH THE GLASS OF RED WHINE,
ALREADY POUR IN, WHILE YOU HEAR STRANGE SOUNDS COMING FROM ALL THE GUESS,
READY TO HIT EACH OTHER, UNTIL THE HOST CURT PICK HIS GUN AND SHOOT IN THE CEILING
WHERE THE CANDELABRA IS MADE OF MULTIPLE GLASS BEADS COLLAPSING ON THE TURKEY
WHICH HAS LANDED ON THE WOMAN WHO RECIEVED THE CRANBERIES ON HER WHITE DRESS,
CRYING, BECAUSE THE HOST CURT, WISH HAPPY THANK’S GIVING,
WE THANK GOD FOR HAVING GIVEN US A FREE COUNTRY,