24 Feb

NASCAR Accident Prompts New Assault Car Legislation

Kommissar Brainiac @ The People’s Cube:

The tragedy at the track the other day brings to light that the assault car problem, and car violence in general, has reached epidemic proportions in the USSA. Following model legislation from Comrade Feinstein, the collective needs to rise up and demand that congress puts a stop to car violence.

We are looking at mandatory background checks on all car and fuel purchases, waiting periods, banning assault car features, and most important a 10 horsepower limit on all car engine capacity.

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About Curt

Curt served in the Marine Corps for four years and has been a law enforcement officer in Los Angeles for the last 24 years.

3 Responses to NASCAR Accident Prompts New Assault Car Legislation

  1. MOS 8541 says: 1

    Next tax is going to be on your penis length and the number of organism you can have in one night.
    Why don’t we urine drug test every house and senate member on a spot basis. Tell you, opie will heer pass a drug test unless it in not screened for cocaine.

  2. Smorgasbord says: 2

    @MOS 8541: @1
    I suggested mandatory drug testing when a politician announces they are running, and MANDATORY drug testing throughout their term.

  3. MOS 8541 says: 3

    “C” cocaine……………………..ever wonder who’s urine would show it?


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