Sunday Funnies contains 92 photos.
This week will mark the 37th time House Republicans have tried to repeal Obamacare. If Republicans really wanted to do away with Obamacare they should just endorse it as a conservative non-profit and let the IRS take it down.
-Jay Leno
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Yesterday President Obama spoke at Ohio State’s graduation, and told students that it’s their responsibility to make the world a better place. It got awkward when students were like, “Wait, isn’t that literally your responsibility?”
Sunday Funnies contains 87 photos.
President Obama held a press conference today. He said he still wants to close the Guantanamo Bay prison facility, but he doesn’t know how to do it. He should do what he always does. Declare it a small business and tax it out of existence.-Jay Leno
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All five living presidents will gather for the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. President Obama says he hopes he can pick up some ideas for when he builds his. It’s going to be called the “Blame George W. Bush Presidential Library.”
-Jay Leno
Sunday Funnies contains 113 photos.
Friday Apr 12 2013 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno According to a new study, our views on immigration are changing. For example, when asked if they support a path to citizenship, 40 percent of the respondents said, “Si.” Baseball … Continue reading
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Friday Apr 05 2013 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno While at a fundraiser, President Obama called California’s attorney general, Kamala Harris, “the best-looking attorney general ever.” after the comment, the Secret Service added extra security to protect the president … Continue reading
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Easter is on Sunday. Americans buy an estimated $120 million pounds of candy for Easter every year. I hope Jesus comes back as a dentist.
-Jimmy Kimmel“As you probably know, Michelle Obama’s pet project is raising awareness of childhood obesity, so they didn’t just roll eggs this year. They rolled a few fat kids to make an example of them.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
Sunday Funnies contains 75 photos.
The island nation of Cyprus is now considering a 10 percent tax on every individual savings account in that country. They’ll take 10 percent of your money right out of the bank. To which President Obama said: “You can do that?”
-Jay Leno
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A new poll indicates that President Obama is no better than George W. Bush at protecting civil liberties. In fact, the pollster had some follow-up questions but split when he saw a drone fly overhead.
-Jay Leno
