Sunday Funnies contains 67 photos.
“President Obama is calling for more government reform after JPMorgan’s $2 billion loss. Really, is that what we need — the government stepping in? You know what’s going to happen? The government’s going to teach them how to lose $2 billion a DAY!” –Jay Leno
Sunday Funnies contains 110 photos.
“President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has been going through an evolution on the issue. That makes opponents on the far right doubly angry. They don’t believe in gay marriage OR evolution.” –Jimmy Kimmel
Sunday Funnies contains 14 photos.
“I think it’s an intelligence failure from all over the world,” -Pakistan’s Prime Minister Gilani, responding to charge that Pakistan secretly knew bin Laden was in Abbottabad. Thomas Ricks quips, But — it happened in your backyard, dude. Or maybe … Continue reading
Sunday Funnies contains 82 photos.
“A new campaign video by Barack Obama implies that Mitt Romney would not have killed Osama bin Laden if he had been president. Today Romney shot back. He said not only would he have killed bin Laden, he would have strapped him to the roof of his car and taken him on vacation with him as well.” –Jay Leno
“President Obama has revealed his new re-election slogan – ‘Forward.’ That’s a good message for Obama. He’s telling voters, ‘Whatever you do, don’t look back at all those campaign promises I made.’” –Jay Leno
Sunday Funnies contains 73 photos.
“Now some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor; but let’s not forget: That was a practice initiated by George W. Bush.” –President Obama, White House Correspondence Dinner
“Yesterday’s show was incredible — we had the president of the United States, Barack Obama, on the show. Obama hung out with me backstage, he did ‘Slow Jam the News,’ he gave a long interview — at one point, I was like, ‘Dude, don’t you have a country to run?’” –Jimmy Fallon
Sunday Funnies contains 87 photos.
“There’s certainly nothing fun about paying taxes, but you have to remember… all the money goes to a good cause, like paying the salaries of the meter maids who give you our parking tickets, and keeping welfare checks going to the Octomom, and important things like that.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama.” –Jay Leno
Sunday Funnies contains 79 photos.
“President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn’t you think that was already illegal?” –Jay Leno
“So they were profiting from insider information. Why didn’t they use inside information to pay off the $15 trillion debt?” –Jay Leno
“Newt Gingrich admitted to The Washington Post that he knows he probably won’t be the Republican nominee for president, but he’s not bowing out of the race because he’s $5 million in debt. So he needs to keep raising money. How do you continue to raise money when you’ve already admitted you probably won’t win?” –Jimmy Kimmel
“Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announced that he is supporting Mitt Romney for president. Jindal said he couldn’t think of a better way to show his support than waiting until Romney was the only guy left.” –Jimmy Fallon
Sunday Funnies contains 133 photos.
Sorry for the late post on the weekly “Sunday Funnies”. Didn’t mean to scare you folks that there wouldn’t be one.
(Well….it is April Fool’s Day, after all!)
Sunday Funnies contains 99 photos.
“This Wednesday Mitt Romney goes one-on-one in a debate against the one man who stands in the way of his nomination: Mitt Romney.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“According to a new book, President Obama blames Fox News for his political problems and losing voters. How could Fox News lose voters? If you’re watching Fox News, you’re probably not voting for him in the first place.” –Jay Leno
“Yesterday Vice President Joe Biden said the killing of Osama bin Laden was the most audacious plan in the last 500 years. Biden then unveiled his new line of steak knives and said, ‘Until now!’” –Conan O’Brien
