“No one knows what David Petraeus will do next. All I know is he’s in for one awkward Thanksgiving.” –Craig Ferguson
“Another big storm could hit the Northeast by Wednesday, preventing millions from visiting relatives for Thanksgivin
g. But there’s also a downside.” –Jimmy Fallon
“Today, President Obama pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey. The turkey then turned right around and pardoned the president for the bad economy.” -Jay Leno
If you’re a turkey right now and still alive, stay out of the kitchen, don’t answer the door, and don’t accept rides from strangers.
PETA says turkeys are being bred to have such large breasts that some are dying of heart attacks. The Real Housewives of Orange County were shocked to hear you can die from that.
In Sheboygan, Wisconsin, a turkey knocked out electrical power to 1500 homes when it flew into a power line. Jay wonders if the turkey was on a suicide mission to help save his friends.
Leno has a Thanksgiving cooking tip. Baste your turkey with Red Bull. This will make your relatives that are visiting eat faster and leave sooner.
There are two Thanksgiving tables at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s house – one for the kids he admits to and ones where they are still waiting for the paternity results.
–extracted from Jay Leno monologue November 21, 2012
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
To all at F.A…..!!
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Happy Turkey Day guys…
Rides A Pale Horse
I love it
happy thanksgiving to you and your family
thank you for you unique ART
always interesting
Wordsmith
best to you for THANKSGIVING
thank you for the funny jokes
pookie18
that was very good and well done as always,
how can the turkeys vote after their heads are chopped off,
well it’s because they vote with theirazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,
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happy thanksgiving to you and loved one,
And so begins George Washington’s Declaration for a national day of thanksgiving and prayer. Let us not forget the true purpose of this day as it was set aside to thank Almighty God for the blessings we enjoy as Americans.
Can we safely assume that our resident atheists worked today since they don’t think this day has a purpose?
Here’s hoping that all enjoyed a day of prayer and thanksgiving for the many blessings bestowed on us by the Almighty God.
retire05
I think the ATHEISTS are picking up wind strength , by associating to MUSLIMS LIVING IN AMERICA,
MORE THAN EVER BEFORE WHEN IT WAS ONLY THEM AND FEWER,
NOTE THE DNC PUBLIC SHOW OF FORCE WITH THEM TWO ON THE SAME TALKING NOISE.
BY THE WAY
that was very well done speech of GEORGE WASHINGTON DECLARATION OF THANKSGIVING DAY,
thank you for it
BYE
those headless turkeys, made me remember at my neighbor they where slaughtering their chickens as big as young turkey,
and one of them running straight at me with his head cut off,
quite an experience, he did not think he was dying,
he could not think period, and I couldn’t think which way to run either
that’s a bloody joke but it really happened
Bees When I was about 6 my grand dad beheaded a Thanksgiving turkey that knocked me over a rock. The family laughed about that the next 40 years.lol
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Richard Wheeler
at 6years you must have had nightmares, about it,
AT 7 me was pursuit by a rooster, I was playing with a 4 year old cousin,
I grabbed him in my arms he was crying terrified, and ran as fast as I could,
and the rooster was faster and got me on my leg enough to bleed from his beak planted there,
finally my uncle grab him and he bleed him with a sharp knife insert in his throat, until the blood ended,
that stayed with me for many years,
my neighbor sons just cut their head with an axe and turn them lose on the ground,
is it more humane? it look eazier for the butcher, but once you eat it cooked
it bring back those memories and the taste is not the same, it take your appetite a tad,
bye