Now, I’ve been around and seen many a strange thing
And many are despicable, both right and left wing.
Newt was a hoot, and Byrd was one of the same,
But this guy Reid is in the Hall of Shame.
He uses the senate floor to spout his putrid lies,
The only ones to believe him are his liberal allies.
But the problem is much deeper than his speech,
And there should be a means whereby to impeach.
So what to do and how to get rid of this ass?
The Repubs hate him, the Liberals give him a pass.
I have a solution, and I hope all will agree,
Term Limits and from trash like Reid we’ll be free.
From the rhyming shores of Hannibal, MO by: A.R. Eskew