A fading actress and empty vessel has exposed more than her genitalia to the public, Cybil Shepherd known for her appearances in “The Last Picture Show” and for a nude photo session in Playboy, launched into a semi-coherent rant on straw men and GOP bullies who plan to take away her “Constitutional” right to abortions and condoms, during an appearance on “CBS This Morning”.
She has vowed to stand up to these straw men (?) and put her life on the line to protect the Constitutionally protected rights of abortion on demand and government provided condoms and contraception, for those moments when a girl loses control of her emotions and can no longer accept responsibility for her actions. She has become the geriatric fluke for those countless women who can’t keep their legs crossed when someone whispers sweet promises of roles or advantages in their ear or tickles their fancy with wild and ruthless abandon.
“Abortion is our constitutional right,”
She then told the world about her plan to march on Washington wearing a bullet proof vest, in a one woman march. She informed the audience that both she and her mother fear for her life over her defiance and courageous willingness to stand up to the straw men of the GOP. She worries that they will strike her down, before she has a chance to speak out on her feelings.
“I’m not going to wear a bulletproof vest. My mother’s scared for me,”
Oh Cybil, the world admires your selfless struggle for the right to kill fetuses on demand and your right to demand free condoms and pills that allow you to fornicate on demand to avoid all those inconvenient pregnancies and having to endure so many abortions, but before you are fitted for a custom kevlar vest that will exploit your feminine charms to their best advantage, please take the time to explain where in the Constitution you have the right to abortions on demand and free contraception.
I’m sure you will draw a lot of attention to your cause and the election of the Third World dog eater in the White House by cavorting down Pennsylvania Avenue with nothing on but your pink kevlar vest with its plunging neckline and your ample cleavage peeking out so shyly, but while exposing your ass once again to the world, please share with us your vast and intimate knowledge of the Constitution. Not in the biblical sense of knowing, for even Hollywood Elites with hinges on their heels will find it hard to know the Constitution by sleeping with it; just try to explain why the rest of us are responsible for your poor decisions and willingness to engage in a degenerate life-style.
Cybil in all seriousness, your concern about being the next to be “taken out” or in reality the first one to be taken out, I suggest you seek professional help, for such paranoia is most often attributed to illicit drugs or psychosis; either way, you should seek treatment rather than leading other simple minded souls astray with your senseless rants. I realize that actors are judged by their ability to lead others beyond the realm of reality, but you have no script and you are reading from your own delusions. Do the world a favor and accept the fact that young, beautiful, empty headed actresses can command attention, but middle aged, empty headed actresses will never re-inflate their sagging careers and body parts with senseless rants and self-serving theatrical heroics when no danger exists.
There are facts of life Cybil, facts that are more important than one night stands and the indiscriminate but oh so important sessions on the casting couch, we all age Cybil, some of us age better than others, but if we travel through life relying on a transient beauty, we have much less dignity for the stretch run. Unfortunately, bimbos without a credible cerebral capacity have little or no relevancy in later life. Trying to be relevant when you have obviously compromised your intellect to fine tune the power in your loins, leaves you short on the skills required for life when no one is lusting for 3o minutes of wild and wooly humpy rumpy with you. You made your choices in life, your vacuous and paranoid rambling make it obvious to all but the most mindless drones. You should retire from public view, watch your old movies and dream of your former self, back when your sexuality made you relevant.