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Skookum, you never fail to amaze me in your selection of topics. I really admire not only your writing style, which has a nice flow to it, but also your mastery of grammar and language.

I salute you, sir!

Could the Red Deer People have died out because some among them wanted Red Deer meat mandated to be given to them? 😛

Sorry, I just couldn’t help it…

This is a bad joke, without redeeming value.

I thinkyou stumped Liberal1 with your posting Skookum, seems he cant comprehend that not everyone believes the same thing and variances in thought and actions make up nature and especially man.

@Liberal1 (objectivity):

Some would say the same about the Obama presidency.

@Skook: No problem Skook. I was just trying to interject a little humor of my own..
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The “Red Deer People” regardless of age and mental and physical condition deserve to be constituents with rights to register to vote as Democrats eligible for and receiving Affirmative Action Grants and government subsidized low cost mortgages on their caves making it likely they will also receive Food Stamps for their preferred flora diets after free dental care on their incisors so they can eat for free in the utopian “Red Deer People” society.

For those of you who never read a genuine post written by Skook, this one is not a FLUKE! Sorry, I had to say it too!

Here is another story that may create controversy over who were the native Americans? It fits in with your theory about anthropologists Skook.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/radical-theory-of-first-americans-places-stone-age-europeans-in-delmarva-20000-years-ago/2012/02/28/gIQA4mriiR_story.html?hpid=z5

MISSING LINK BAR & GRILL with Saturday night burlesque show hosted by the now deceased TV TODAY SHOW personality J. Fred Muggs.

Something on this site is “a bad joke without redeeming value”. The readers and commenters are left to decide. For my money I would say it isn’t Skook. Now who would that leave? However, “having your ashes hauled”, was that inscribed next to the skull? I know it’s from antiquity.

Chicken Thief, having “your ashes hauled” is a back country euphemism for having an orgasm.

Sometimes, I forget that I am writing to a sophisticated audience.

Skook,

That was sarcasim. In my youth I spent a lot of time in N. W. Ontario in the summers. That was a common comment from everyone going to town to drink and chase young ladies. It was just interesting to hear it some 40 years later. Another common saying was “your mother wears combat boots” At the time it was funny but little did us kids realize it was a throw back to post WWI. Back then it was a significant insult as WWI prostitutes followed the troops. As a matter of comfort and mobility the prostitutes wore “combat boots”. I am not sophisticated much too my wifes dismay. Regards.

Chicken Thief, you got me. Nice to have the joke turned on me, this has been great fun.

Imagine me as the straight man, LOL!