24 Dec

Christmas Funnies

“Vice President Joe Biden just mailed his family Christmas card which is signed with his dog Champ’s paw print. The weird thing is, Biden actually does that with all his important documents.” –Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama celebrated Hanukkah at the White House last night. He lit the menorah, and then Vice President Joe Biden came in sang happy birthday, and blew out all of the candles.” –Jay Leno

“The White House already had its annual Hanukkah reception. Yeah, first Obama lit a menorah. Then Biden made a wish and blew it out.” –Jimmy Fallon

“As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They’re called relatives.” –Jay Leno

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10 Responses to Christmas Funnies

  1. proof says: 1

    “535 dim bulbs” Ain’t that the truth!

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  2. WORDSMITH
    MERRY CHRISTMAS

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  3. POOKIE
    MERRY CHRISTMAS,
    did you hear the voices of animals, they can speak for one minute at midnight,
    they said the darndest words, like POOKIE is very smart and funny.
    bye

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  4. Patvann says: 4

    Merry Christmas all!

    The Corps sent my son home early in response to Obama’s political needs, so at least I get to know he’s done being used for fodder and blame…

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  5. another vet says: 5

    Merry Christmas to all. Here is a nice little X-mas video tribute.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YHwa-Iq1Bx4

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  6. another vet
    thank you and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

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  7. Patvann
    good news for you, and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO you and LOVED ONES,
    and HAPPY NEW YEAR

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  8. pookie18
    thank you, very good, as always
    I’m anxious to read the NEW YEAR one.

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  9. pookie18 says: 10

    My pleasure, as ever, ilovebeeswarzone!

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