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David Letterman’s “Top Ten Things The Candidate Doesn’t Want To Hear On Election Day”
10. ‘What? The election is today?’
9. ‘You need to sober up for your concession speech’
8. ‘You’re running for office? That’s hilarious!’
7. ‘There he is. Get him!’
6. ‘Your wife and your mistress are both here to see you’
5. ‘You’re losing the red states and the blue states, but you’re doing okay in the lesser-known yellow states’
4. ‘If pets are allowed to vote, I think we have a shot at this thing’
3. ‘The only endorsements we’ve got: Sylvio Berlusconi and Conrad Murray’
2. ‘Asteroid! Run for your lives!’
1. ‘Gloria Allred, Line 1′







