You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.”–Dylan Brody
Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, “Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.”–Jay Leno
While visiting his niece on Thanksgiving Day, an elderly man was shocked when the young college girl apparently was having a stroke. Her uncle drove wildly to get her to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid that your niece’s brain is dead, but her
heart is still beating.”“Oh, dear,” cried the elderly man, his hands clasped against his cheeks with shock. “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”
And here’s one that you’ve probably received in an email forward before:
I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said that she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, “If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all of the homeless people.”
Her parents proudly beamed. “Wow…what a worthy goal,” I
told her. “But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that.
Tell you what – you can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds,
and sweep my driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the
grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50
to use toward food and a new house. How about doing something wonderful like that?”She thought that over for a few seconds. Then she looked at me
and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over, do
the work and you can just pay him the $50?”I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her parents are still not speaking to me.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=62223.0
The Brutally Honest blog compared and contrasted this year’s pardoning of turkeys by Obama with Bush’s last year’s pardoning.
He has the videos.
OBAMA:
BUSH:
Yes, the contrast is great.