Hat tip: Guy Benson
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
May I have the next dance?
Gawd jeanine, you’re uglier than I thought in person.
I’ve been fighting sanity my entire life. This guy will be a piece of cake!
C’mon.
Give me your best shot!
Biden prepares to wrestle yet again with his stupidity…which is undefeated.
Damn, you’re big!!
Biden shown practicing the “Obama bow” to another foreign diplomat.
My moobs look like that too
My God, those are huge! Can I squeeze them?
They’re real…and they’re fantastic!
Giao Biden: “Dad…?”
Biden: “J-Junior?!?!…Son?!! I now fully understand China’s one child per family policy…..”
Ariel and Aye…….. ugh. I’m not hungry anymore.
Gonna Eff you up sucka, just like I did to the economy…well, OK, i have to admit, Barry helped a little…
And then, I says to him, next time you better pack a lunch and bring some friends. Now don’t get scared, I’m safe, unless someone mouths off.
[I CAN prove I am a dumb $hitt] “Bring it on….”
I’m glad my boss doesn’t make me dress like that, I only have TALK like I’m an idiot!
You want me to get in your belly? Ok, let me get ready…
I Master. You Slave. Get on your knees!!
This is a big f*****g deal
Stand up Chuck, let em see ya