We have all wondered why the Department of Homeland Security prefers to fondle underage girls and attractive women instead of profiling single young Muslim men. So far, there have been no attempted terrorist attacks on airplanes by adolescent girls, grandmothers, women with children, women, or non-Muslim men; Napolitano carefully and concisely explains why profiling is politically incorrect and an affront to Muslims who might be terrorists, around the world. Napolitano’s illogic, a system of thought that is similar to our president’s own reasoning ability when he speaks without his teleprompter, could be an excellent comedic dialogue for Groucho Marx.
One of my favorite Groucho stories is about an incident that involved his daughter swimming at a private beach. He was told his daughter couldn’t swim at the beach because she was Jewish. He then asked if she could wade in up to her waist, since she was only half Jewish.
Humor is reason gone mad.
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“You’re not using good logic there. You’ve got to use actual intelligence that you received. And, so, you might — all you’ve given me is a kind of status. You have not given me a technique for tactic or behavior. Something that would suggest somebody is not Muslim, but Islamic, that has actually moved into the category of violent extremists,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said at a forum on U.S. security and preventing terrorist attacks.
“We have ways to make some of those cuts. And they involve the intel that comes in, the analysis that goes on. For example, we often times, for travelers entering the United States, we won’t not do what is called a secondary inspection just because they are a 35-year- old male who appears to be Muslim, whatever that means. But we know from intelligence that if they have a certain travel pattern over a certain period of time, that should cause us to ask some more significant questions than if we don’t.”
Obviously, the reporter didn’t ask the question correctly; so, Napolitano is justified in answering a simple question like a moron.
On second thought, let me restate my basic premise: Napolitano is clueless and a blithering idiot: Groucho was a comedic genius.
Groucho Quotes:
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Before I speak, I have something important to say
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Humor is reason gone mad.
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx
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Napolitano’s statement was pure gobbledygook. And the media call Sarah Palin “stupid”.
That’s some first-class blithering, there. Policy-wise, though, this is not a break with Norman Mineta, or John Ashcroft, or George Bush. All of them opposed profiling and apparently agreed with the substance of Napolitano’s statement (to be fair, most of what I find for Ashcroft is pre-9/11).
What? You don’t understand what Nappy Jan is saying? That all these man-made disasters are not created by Muslim, but those who are Islamic? Did she not also say that to profile Islamic men under the age of 35 was “illogical”?
Nah, instead, it is better to profile Americans who are blond haired, blue eye, over the age of 60 or under the age of 10 so they can check (to paraphrase Larry) for diapers. Because hey, that little old grandmother, and the Catholic Nun as well, who are wearing a crucifix hanging from a gold chair just might be an Islamist, being the new catch word for Muslim.
Meanwhile, at our southern border, which we all know is safer than ever, even though parts of our national park system has been closed due to drug runners with high powered weapons the cartels obtained complements of Operation Gunwalker, the Texas elite Ranger Recon unit has a shoot out with Mexican drug cartel that is firing on those Rangers from the Mexican side yesterday. I bet those Mexican bastards were surprised when our elite Texas Rangers fired back since the policy has, up until now, that we couldn’t fire back across the Rio Grand. Ten incidents of LE being fired on from the Mexican side just this year but, hey, our borders are safer than ever because Janet Napolitano told us it is true.
Larry will be here to defend the actions of the TSA in 3……2……
Retire, a hand salute to the Texas Rangers. They apparently knocked down several of those innocent drug runners who were shooting at them. May the wounded drug runners die lingering and painful deaths.
Now, will the Obama/Holder Justice Department start an investigation to see how Texas Rangers can have the audacity to fire at drug runners for whom Obama/Napolitano have the utmost respect and expect American Law Enforcement to always capitulate when being provoked by drug runners and potential terrorists. How will they love us if we are mean to them.
Oh, Mr President there have been 30,000 killed in the drug war on our undefended border, if we didn’t have a mumbling numb nuts nitwit and you in charge of protecting our borders, this could be considered a potential problem. I know by letting drugs through you are a hero in the ghettos, but there are many of us who don’t give a damn about the cravings of junkies.
Skookum, Congressman Issa says there are still 1,600 high powered weapons from Project Gunwalker that are not accounted for. Of course, we know where two of them were found, by the body of Border Patrol Officer Terry. Using that process, just 800 more dead agents and we will have collected all those guns back.
It is my understanding that the Rangers Recon team wounded/killed three of the drug cartel on the Mexican side. And you can bet there will be a federal investigation into the shooting of Mexican “citizens” by our ever so competent DoJ. Nevermind that Mexican military drones are flying over Texas cities, that drug runners are still buying weapons due to Project Gunwalker, or something similar, that our LE are being fired on from across the border with regularity, that drug cartels are having shoot-outs on I-10 in El Paso and that the El Paso City Hall as well as UT-El Paso has been hit by bullets from the Mexican side.
But they will go up against Greg Abbott, who is one of the most brilliant Attorney Generals to ever have come down the pike. Our Texas Rangers act under orders from the governor. They are a state agency, and the DoJ will have hell proving they were acting in any other way but self defense.
The fact that Napolitano doesn’t want to profile the exact people who have been arrested for attempted terrorist activing shows that this administration is not serious about keeping us safe and simply want to put on a show at the airport to say “See? See how well we protect you? Now, Sister Margaret Mary, we need to feel your breasts and your crotch to make sure that you are not carrying any explosives. Can you lift your habit? Oh, and that large wooden cross you have hanging from your neck will have to be torn apart to make sure it doesn’t have a detonator in it. No, no, no, we don’t need to see your I.D. from your order. Hey, someone pull that blond haired little girl out of line. She may be a decoy.”
It’s all for show. Even Larry cannot name ONE time where the TSA has thwarted any would-be bomber on a plane. Not once. Yet, we find Muslim prayer rugs in the Arizona desert, we know that Muslims from terrorist countries (like Yemen, Iraq and Iran) are living in Mexico, and adopting a Hispanic name, in order to gain a Mexican I.D. The government of Mexico has already admitted that there is an Al Qaeda group deeply intrenched in Mexico and is working with the drug cartels. But hey, the borders are safer than ever, just as long as you don’t live in a border county in Texas or Arizona.
This morning I had a real brainstorm.
This involves Special Needs Children. Such individuals do not respond well to the intrusive pat-downs and other techniques used by the TSA. Special means special: those who are limited in some way, especially in the manner of giving their trust ONLY to their caregivers.
Dress them in Muslim garb. Get some instant tan to darken their skin.
Then apologize to the TSA for their poor Arabic.
The males should grow a beard. The females should wear the strict hijab.
Then the caregivers should scream bloody murder about anti-Islamic activity if a TSA agent even comes near.
They will sail right through.
It seems almost impossible for anyone to be so completely brain dead as to believe that the policies and procedures the TSA has in place have anything to do with preventing terrorist attacks. Sexually assaulting Miss. USA, Fondling grandma and checking little Johnny’s diapers while ignoring an obvious Muslim makes absolutely no sense to any thinking individual. Now, since it seems unlikely that those who initiated this system are that inane so the question then becomes…..why are they continuing, even expanding these policies?
Janet Napolitano is not a dummy, neither are those under her. So…..since the reason for these “assaults” by the TSA is not to double check those who would most likely cause a terrorist incident there must be another reason for them. I think the real reason for them is to establish servile conditioning among the populace. It is to teach us to be obedient and accepting of even further erosion of what little liberty we have left. I recently heard that the DHS is planning on bringing TSA style screenings to the rail system and Sen. Schumer is calling for a “no ride list” for Amtrak that is similar to the “no fly list” we currently have for the Airlines. He can’t be that stupid! If someone wanted to wreck a train all they need is to throw a cutting torch in the back of their truck, drive up to the tracks and cut out a section. It is a physical impossibility to patrol all 233,000 miles of rail we have in the U.S. therefore the purpose of TSA/DHS checkpoints in rail stations cannot be for the purpose of protecting us either.
Remember back in 2008 when candidate Obama called for a civilian defense force that was as well equipped and trained as the Military? Remember the DHS assessment on “Right wing extremism that warns police officers to lookout for Ron Paul supporters, disgruntled veterans, anyone is worried about our sovereignty as a nation? It should be becoming obvious to almost everyone by now that the purpose of the TSA/DHS is NOT to prevent terrorist attacks……it is the new civilian defense force and it’s purpose is control.
And this on top of the fact that a Mexican drug cartel was shooting at people in the U.S. yesterday from their side of the border. Yet this blithering idiot and her revered leader declare the borders are safe. Heaven forbid if there’s an eyewitness account of a Mexican coming across and murdering someone then fleeing! This clown would insist one can’t profile by saying it was a Mexican. Not stupid! Not even idiotic! This is and has been a blatant attempt by this administration to force the American people to toe the line as to Bulls…! one world crap! This woman and her puppet of a leader are willing to cede every bit of sovereignty in order to maintain their power. The lies keep piling up as do the abuses and loss of liberties to the American people. No Skook! It isn’t stupidity in this or any of these cases as to King Barak and his court. It is an INSIDIOUS EVIL, one that is intent to hasten the downfall of this country as we know it!
Here’s a Grouchoism that was missed.
Why are women like cow pies?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
I think it was Groucho.
“I’ve been a liberal Democrat all my life.” Groucho Marx, from his 1976 autobiography The Groucho Phile: An Illustrated Life.
Ironman, you are correct. Marx was a Liberal Democrat; I used his humor as an example for comparison. There was a time when Democrats were not dedicated to the destruction of the United States; although, there has been a subversive element since the Russian revolution. Hiss, Chambers, a whole cast of Soviet spies in Washington and the Venona Cables will confirm this statement. Working against the US for the benefit of a world revolution isn’t a new concept and it was much easier to be sucked into the propaganda until the little machine you are looking at came along. Being a Liberal Democrat meant something entirely different to the average American 50 years ago.
The Left continues to argue the facts, but until they get complete control, the facts aren’t going away. By using the truth as a weapon, we have a chance to beat the subversives that now control the media and the Executive. These machines and the power of the vote enable to halt this assault to the Constitution. All of us must use our weapons to the best of our abilities; it will be an uphill battle to overcome ignorance and the results of Socialist Indoctrination that has become institutionalized in the public school system.
I am working in the mountains and will not be able to respond until tonight.
Poppa
Poppa_T, I agree to your comment, and NAPOLITANO, PROVE IT BY HER STUPID RESPONSES,
TO COVER THE TRUTH; they must be just waiting for the occasion to declare marshal law,
and transport the people who protest in those cabins they built, already to receive with guards and all.
SKOOKUM, WATCH FOR MOUNTAIN LIONS, female who might fall for your type and start following your trail
BYE
@John Cooper:
That was my first thought. Good gravy, how do these people manage to get dressed every morning? Never mind walking upright.
My favorite Grouchoism- “outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend,
inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read”
Obama insisted on sharing intel with his friends, the Pakistanis.
What happened?
Well, with Obama’s Administration, Stupidity is a Prerequisite.
So, Obama told the Pakistanis we had found BOMB FACTORIES in the Pakistani region of Waziristan.
Obama told the Pakistanis we would be destroying those factories via drone attacks.
So, what happened?
The Pakistani GOVERNMENT told the BOMB MAKERS.
When our drones got there, the factories were empty.
This is only costing American taxpayers BILLIONS and American soldiers their lives.
But, hey!, what’s more important?
OUR money and lifeblood OR the appearance of an alliance between the USA and Islamic Pakistan?
I hate to have the security erase my idendity, everytime on my FA BLOG.
Poppa_T, from what I read yesterday on a blog, WHITEHOUSEINSIDER,
IT SURE IS GROUND FOR CONCERN AS YOU MENTION,
that person is putting his life on the line to tell, how it is so dangerous for AMERICA TO LEAVE THE LEADER IN THAT POSITION ANY LONGER,
SO THE JOURNALIST taking his conversation , cut in to ask : SO you realy think he should be impeach?
and the answer came, like a rocket lauch, no not impeach but arrested, he is very dangerous,
even more than you can think, and AMERICA IS IN DANGER.
there was more to read but I left, because I had read quite a long time and I had to go to digest it,
I was shocked, and remembered some of our outspoken commenters here that did mentionned the real truth,
but so raw that you want to perceive a different intent as i have read it,
but YESTERDAY I TOUGHT, geez they where telling the truth, they where warning us, under their anonimus names that it is very dangerous, and I tought of our 2012 CONTENDERS WILL HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFULL FOR THEIR LIFE AND FAMILY TO EXPOSE IT AS IT IS TO A PUBLIC WHO WILL PASS IT BY, AS BEING IMPOSSIBLE TO BELEIVE ALONG WITH THE MEDIA PROTECTING THOSE IN CONTROL
WORKING WITH CROWBARS AND CHAINS TO SILENCE THOSE WHO DARE TO SPEAK OUT,
And the last question was: SO do you think he could win the 2012, and the other said yes now I know he will be reelected!!! and I click out of there. so sad feeling for this beautifull AMERICA OF MY LONG TIME DREAMS
TO BE THE FINEST PRODUCT OF THE EARTH, TO HAVE SINK SO DEEP.