For your amusement only… wannabe nudist gets stuck on California cliff, needing rescue

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In a world that’s heavy with oppressive and controversial news, I offer up a tidbit of amusement. I’d say this one falls under the too-stupid-to-be-a-nudist” category.

Apparently, a 27 year old hiker ignored warning signs in the attempt to climb down steep cliffs to a Torrey Pines State Park beach location, near San Diego, that didn’t enforce a bathing suit option. Instead of being bright enough to do the cliff climbing clothed, and then strip when at the bottom, she decided to attempt the climb au naturel…

Needless to say, when she required taxpayer paid rescuing, there wasn’t much to cover up her less than bright decision making. Good thing the Coast Guard has gender diversity rescue personnel, eh? But then, maybe the CG’s male personnel are feeling they really missed out….

Fortunately, there was a “a mystery wellwisher”, or possibly a paraglider who spotted her within a relatively short time. She was not able to be spotted from the top of the cliff.

Gotta love those Southern Cal girls… a bottomless pit of entertainment and stellar fodder for mocking the public education system. Oh yes, for you voyeurs… quite a few pictures of the hiker’s predicament at the link above.

Have at it… enjoy. We could all use a laugh these days.

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I like what she’s unwearing. I’m just an old unkindred soul. Knuckle dragging neanderthal because they climbed with no clothing. A poor conservative that follows the rules.

As far as interest goes, Mata, I note how fast you got it up from the readers……. 😉

That’s what I call maximum exposure
Climbing with only your birthday suit
Tis not your average climber du jour
Seems able and willing to get down to it

I’m not one to laugh and scoff at nature’s delights
Don’t let it be said, Skook won’t give a lady a leg up
I am always more than willing to enjoy the sights
Being on a diet,doesn’t mean you can’t read the menu before you sup

Hey Skookums, are you trying to unfunny me. That one leg up is hilarious.

Rule 1) Get to the beach
Rule 2) Remove clothing
Rule 3) DO NOT reverse 1 and 2

Her family might be having an interesting holiday dinner, “I gave up clothes for Lent.” Will that fly?

Where is that beach again?? lol

During my first environmental conference as a military officer living in Colorado, I thought it would be great to run on the California beachs in the afternoon. It just so happened that the beach I chose was Black’s Beach. For some reason, I was unable to breath as well during this run. The run also lasted for quite a long time!

For once, someone who looks like they might add to the appeal of a nude beach rather than detract from it! Thanks for the laugh Mata.