Liam has forced me to come out of the closet on an issue that is near and dear to my heart; but one which I have been reluctant to share with FA readers, for fear of being ridiculed and persecuted for my beliefs. For fear of offending salad-lovers.
For fear of my own safety and that of my family at the hands of those who wish to suppress the truth from getting out.
Well, fear no more! It is time to make a stand! It is time for truth and justice.
Most of you may not know this about me, but I’ve been a passive member of the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement for 5 yrs, now.
To you vegans, Fruitarians, vegetarians, and unrepentant voracious herbivores out there, check out the gallery of atrocities. It will churn your stomachs, what we do to plant life in order to satisfy your salad cravings.
Here is one example (: DO NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH- GRAPHIC PHOTOs! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!)
This photo was leaked to FA through an anonymous source in the White House. This is what happens to Chinese cabbage, sold on the open-market to WH chefs:
Chinese Cabbage Water Torture:
Not only were these innocent cabbages flayed and waterboarded- but they were also subsequently boiled alive! Without vocal chords, they have no way of screaming for help. Not that it would have done them any good in a kitchen full of veganic extremists.
Carrot Brutality
This carrot is seen skinned alive, bleeding over a kitchen sink. This type of action MUST STOP!! How can the world say it is civilized when such brutality still exists everywhere?
See more photos here (the one of the juice blender is especially gut-wrenchingly vomit-inducing).
Now do you understand? Now do you see?
Plants are utterly defenseless creatures of Mother Earth. They can’t run away; they can’t even scream because they feel no pain when you rip them from their roots.
We are all One. Plants are your brothers and sisters. They need your protection. They were not placed on this earth for your sole benefit, to be used and abused by you. Please join me in stopping vegetable and fruit cruelty. Every day, trillions of fruits and vegetables are ripped from their homes, packaged into slaughterhouses and delivered to restaurants. They face unspeakable acts of torture, cruelty, and death.
Even one pea is a life worth saving; even the death of one single turnip is one death too many. Make a difference. Be the change you’ve been waiting for. Apathy is unacceptable. There are no sidelines in this struggle. If you aren’t part of solution, then you are part of the problem. You’re either with us, or with the radical vegan terrorists.
Stop the Fruits & Vegetable Industrial Complex from profiting through plant genocide.
MATA you’r right; i love it grape thread hey
ALERT!! ALERT!!
THOSE PEOPLE ON THAT SITE ARE NOT REALLY FRIENDS OF VEGETABLES!
I SAW THEIR CARROT JUICE IS MURDER VIDEO AND ONE OF THEM WAS PLAYING A GUITAR MADE OF….WOOD…..FROM A TREE!!!!!!!
OH THE MADNESS!! OH THE SHAME!!
THIS MUST STOP AND IT MUST STOP NOW!!!
PLANTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!
(um, wait….)
@MataHarley:
Thanks, Mata. Skookum and I make quite the pear.
I feared maybe you’d wine to me about raisin this issue up at all. After all, I offer no real solutions here. And you can tell from many of the comments that vegans and fruitarians crosses both party lines.
LIAM:hi, I was putting ketchup on my hotdog and i thought of how long it must have took to throw the bucket of ketchup on your potato skin?
I remember a vegetable Twilight Zone episode a long time ago. Something about a man who invented a device that could hear plants. He went nuts when his neighbor turned on the lawn mower and thousands of blades of grass screamed in horror as they were being slaughtered.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Vegetable Cell Phones
MATA and WORDSMITH:i did’nt know you make such a good pear of funnys;