Oh, I just realized what #2 really is. It’s a spin-off of “Survivor” where, instead of (allegedly) civilized Westerners sent to a tropic island, tropic islanders are sent to a Western city to see who survives longest.

@ditto: I like your #’s 2 & 4.

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1. (a) Atari releases Virtual Hopper 2.0 for the Wii. (B) Miss Piggy flips-out over Kermit’s refusals of her sexual advances, and drives into a crowd of unsuspecting but innocent toads.

2. ACORN activists are roaming your neighborhoods!

3. Associated Press release: A pictorial lineup of more Conservative Beauty Contestants to be “destroyed” by concentrated far-left smear campaigns.

4. Potential Obama nominees for the position of the Passing-Blame Czar.

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The Budwiser Frogs drinking and driving … GEICO’s Gecko is investigating the scene

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They weren’t wearing their seat belts and flew out of the car?

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1 I don’t think Obama meant by going green was using frog and hamster powered cars; (or substitute) Government Motors cars fail crash tests after impacting amphibians (frogs) at 5 mph;

2. In the divorce proceedings these men weren’t even left with the clothes on their backs

3. Playing twister by oneself gets to be a bore

4. Auto executives pointing to where Obama teabagged them.

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1. Frogs migration to spawning ground cause car crash

2. Polynesians visit House of commons to protest against rising sea levels, or something similar.

3. Millions of men curse lack of X-Ray vision.

4. Gilbert and George, crap artists, do crap publicity stunt; probably consisting of shit, homosexuality and Christianity.

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1. motorist hits marauding group of “French Youths” before they can torch his car

2. “Jackass” takes post-modern hippie brides

3. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong … can you guess which one?

4. Forget ‘catching someone when they fall backward’ as a sign of trust … We both just watched the other go into an outhouse, and …

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1. The guts from the massive amount of frogs caused the roads to become slick resulting in an accident.
2. Polynesians posing with tourists or Polynisian tourists posing with the locals.
3. It looks like an advertisement for roof mounted solar panels. It could also be a team pose.
4. Comedians posing.

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The Pharaoh has made it rain frogs to punish us for our Republican sins?

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