UPDATED: Answers Added.
No fair Googling or doing Internet searches….I’ll post the answers on Monday
#1.
Dead frogs lay on the shoulder of Highway 315 in Dularge, La., Thursday. Police said two vehicles, one of which contained frogs from a man who had been frog hunting earlier, crashed. The drivers suffered minor injuries. (Matt Stamey/The Houma Courier via Associated Press)
New Zealand artists Francis Upritchard, second left, and Judy Millar, second right, posed with members of the Maori group “Waka Huia” for the opening of the New Zealand Pavilion at the Venice Biennale Wednesday. The Biennale is a major art festival that dates back to 1895. (Tony Gentile/Reuters)
#3.
German women posed for a photo in Palma de Mallorca, Spain, Friday. (Sascha Baumann/Getty Images)
#4.
British artists Gilbert, right, and George, left, posed to promote their latest show, “Jack Freak Pictures,” in Berlin Friday. The German gallery Arndt & Partner will host the exhibit from June 16 until Sept. 18. (Tobias Schwarz/Reuters)
1.) typical auto accident, however they are also showing dead frogs that have been hit by cars during their breeding migration (i forget the name of the island this happens on as I can’t us google)
2.)I want to say great race with a stop in Hawaiian or Samoan Islands
3.) Virgin Airlines Commercial
4.) 2 out of 3 dentist agree that the bicuspid tooth is a pain in the butt to clean?
#1 the end of Mr. Toad’s wild ride.
#2 South Pacific cannibals on holiday in Europe saying. “Yech, I wouldn’t eat that with YOUR mouth.”
#3 semaphore for “Help. We’re out of suntan lotion. Send more, ASAP.”
#4 Answer to “Where is that cake I just baked?”
GM is testing Obama’s new frog-powered vehicle?
1. It’s raining frogs. Hallelujah?
2. New Zealand’s Next Top Maori?
3. Something related to only having a period 1.31473 times per year?
4. I’m with stupid?
kcanova – that frog thing is not limited to one island, I hit them every year. It’s terrible to hear the popping sounds of all those frogs being squished, and it is worse if you slow down. They jump on your hood and bounce against the side panels, and the whole time you can hear that pop pop pop. They migrate during wet weather……….. a frog hit by windshield wipers is not a pretty site.
#1) The reason why Kermit the frog went postal
#1.5) The secret frog burial ground has been discovered.
#2) A fair in San Francisco
#3) Two members of Parliament play, “Guess where my finger has been.”
#1 – four frogs were driving the car (closest one in the pic) and because they have poor motor skills, and lack the knowledge to buckle up, they had a head on collision with another car which sent them flying. One is in intensive care (the one that was drinking and driving of course) and the others, unfortunately, died at the scene. Their names are being withheld until the next of kin is notified.
#2 Easy – This one is the annual sacrifice that takes place in france to appease the gods of war. Frances economy is suffering big time, and they know there are way too many people that would be without a white flag if Iran or Korea started to get aggressive.
#3 – Stupid Japanese game shows…
#4 – Obama supporters…
The Pharaoh has made it rain frogs to punish us for our Republican sins?
1. The guts from the massive amount of frogs caused the roads to become slick resulting in an accident.
2. Polynesians posing with tourists or Polynisian tourists posing with the locals.
3. It looks like an advertisement for roof mounted solar panels. It could also be a team pose.
4. Comedians posing.
1. motorist hits marauding group of “French Youths” before they can torch his car
2. “Jackass” takes post-modern hippie brides
3. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong … can you guess which one?
4. Forget ‘catching someone when they fall backward’ as a sign of trust … We both just watched the other go into an outhouse, and …
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1. Frogs migration to spawning ground cause car crash
2. Polynesians visit House of commons to protest against rising sea levels, or something similar.
3. Millions of men curse lack of X-Ray vision.
4. Gilbert and George, crap artists, do crap publicity stunt; probably consisting of shit, homosexuality and Christianity.
1 I don’t think Obama meant by going green was using frog and hamster powered cars; (or substitute) Government Motors cars fail crash tests after impacting amphibians (frogs) at 5 mph;
2. In the divorce proceedings these men weren’t even left with the clothes on their backs
3. Playing twister by oneself gets to be a bore
4. Auto executives pointing to where Obama teabagged them.
They weren’t wearing their seat belts and flew out of the car?
The Budwiser Frogs drinking and driving … GEICO’s Gecko is investigating the scene
1. (a) Atari releases Virtual Hopper 2.0 for the Wii. (B) Miss Piggy flips-out over Kermit’s refusals of her sexual advances, and drives into a crowd of unsuspecting but innocent toads.
2. ACORN activists are roaming your neighborhoods!
3. Associated Press release: A pictorial lineup of more Conservative Beauty Contestants to be “destroyed” by concentrated far-left smear campaigns.
4. Potential Obama nominees for the position of the Passing-Blame Czar.
Oh, I just realized what #2 really is. It’s a spin-off of “Survivor” where, instead of (allegedly) civilized Westerners sent to a tropic island, tropic islanders are sent to a Western city to see who survives longest.
@ditto: I like your #’s 2 & 4.