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18 Aug
Pelosi: Obama is God’s Gift to America
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Monday, August 18th, 2008 at 9:29 pm | 36 views
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NeObama: What is happening to me?
Morpheus: You are the One, Neo. You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
ROTFLOL Nancy Pelosi must be Morpheus! Too much hehehehe
And Hillary is Switch
Switch: Our way… or the highway.
And Harry Reid is Tank!
Tank: Door on your left.
[Neo goes right]
Tank: Your other left.
Well, at least Neo tried to go ‘right’ whooohooo
And Oprah is the Oracle
Oracle: OK, now I’m supposed to say, “Hmm, that’s interesting, but…” then you say…
Neo: …”but what?”
Oracle: But… you already know what I’m going to tell you.
Neo: I’m not The One.
Oracle: Sorry, kid. You got the gift, but it looks like you’re waiting for something.
Neo: What?
Oracle: Your next life, maybe. Who knows? That’s the way these things go.
Whoops, she missed that one didn’t she, cuz we all know!
He’s THE ONE!
Do you know what “literally” means?
Fit- Fit: do you know anything? Problems for your messiah bring all kinds of off topic responses from the you loony leftest. Try answering to the topic just once.
PHEW! I was afraid the Speaker of the House wasn’t doing her job in Congress what with all the awful state that the nation is in right now (according to her).
Curious, when President-saint Obama gives his SOTU in January, will he say the union is strong, or will he say that he has not united the nation as the Lord God above commanded him to do?
How dare anyone make fun if the Obamassiah. He is our Lord and Saviour and the tingle up Tweety’s leg just proves it.
“My name is Jesu, uh, um, Barack Obama and I blessed this message.”
Considering Obama’s character, his history, and his disdain for the unborn, I dare say that Satan has sent Obama. Pelosi is a blasphemer and she herself has become dishonorable in failing to uphold her pledge to work with the Republicans to the benefit of our country.
Obama quotes the scriptures, “He who does to the least among us” when he himself is guilty of killing the small, innocent, and defenseless by his unbridled and grotesque support for abortion.
“For ye shall know them by their fruits,” God said.
Me thinks John McCain, considering his honorable character, his service to his country and God, and his strength of conviction and patriotism, is the man the Lord has sent to us at this time.
Down with Barack Obama. Long live America!
I wish you’d posted that as if it was Bush talking about McCain, then let us know who really said it. But I guess that might have broken the intertubes.
i have a friend who believes he is the alse prophet from the book of revelations….she may have something there.